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Scratch

Verb: To 69, or conduct oral sex with your partner while they simultaneously reciprocate.

In a more common context, the word "scratch" is applied to the activity of rasping, or digging with the fingers, or nails. Examples of this useage can be seen in the phrase, "You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours." In this slang context, that phrase is amended to, "You suck my junk, I'll lick yours." Of course, those verbs can be further amended to allow for gay/lesbian scratching, or different oral techniques.
"John, I've douched... you ready for a nice scratch?"
"Golly, Jane! That'd be swell!"
by PiltDownMcMahon March 6, 2008
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Secret love child

Shoto: are you all Mights secret love child

Deku: whaaaaa-
by Hoe for sero January 3, 2021
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Victorias Secret

Actually spelt Victoria's Secret and it is a brand of women's underwear/lingerie, sleep wear, and actually even makes regular clothing. But best known for their lingerie, which is kick-ass. Visit their site, its the best non-pornographic porn out there (It's free!).
Dude! That thong she was wearing was so from Victoria's Secret
by Dutch Caribbean Roy July 30, 2004
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Secret Muslim

The new name for the band previously known as "The Presidents of the United States of America" - who's jihad on the corrupt secular charts include hits such as "Lump", "Mach 5 (kamikaze airplane)", and "Video Killed the Ramadan Star".

(Proposed but discarded alternative band name "Manchurian Candidates" seen as potentially disastrous for sales in China)
Did you hear that The Presidents of the United States of America are now Secret Muslims - I'm going to barack for them now!
by Grae June 11, 2008
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scratch.mit.edu

A website made by MIT where you can create your own games, animations, etc. Apparently, this site was made for people ten years of age and older. However, it is treated more like a website for six year olds if you ask me.

The word "crap" is censored, and saying "hell" or "wth" can get you banned for swearing, however discussing and recommending bloody and gory hentai is allowed. The only projects "appropriate" enough for the front page are shitty stickman projects, and projects that say "I QWIT".

The members of this website can be grouped into the following categories: Attention-whores who feign quitting Scratch repeatedly, furry weaboos who do nothing but draw Warrior cats, Forumers who brag about how they have no lives, Art thieves who take art from DeviantART and say it's their own, Wannabe trolls, spammers, and the actual programmers that get banned for little to no reason. They are all referred to as "Scratchers".

Despite all the annoying pricks on this site, it's really hard to actually leave the site without first being overloaded with homework, actually having a life, etc. If you somehow manage to actually survive on this website without getting banned, I tip my hat to you.
New scratcher: "This site seemed cool so I joined! :)"
Experienced Scratcher: "I recommend sticking to the program for now, this site is hell."
Attention whore: "ZOMG VIEW MY PROJECT OR I QUIT FOREVARRR"
Furry Weaboo: "my name is firtree and i want you to join seedclan pleaseeee"
Forumers: "Then I was playing minecraft for like 23 hours, and this meenie said i had no life ZOMG D:<< Discuss"
Art thief: "look at my amayzing art that i drew in five minutes" *posts picture of Vincent VanGogh art*
Wannabe troll: "You SUCK. Get it HAHA SUCK, like, SUCKING SUCK?"
Spammers: "Welcome to scratch now view my project and give it a love-it mmmmk? <3"
Actual programmers: *can't say anything because they're banned*
New Scratcher: "Uhhh... I'll probably just leave now because you guys traumatized me for life. Thanks for that. Remind me to never go on scratch.mit.edu again."
by SwallowMyTail December 14, 2011
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Secret Skidmark

A trail of smeared shit extending from the anus to the base of one's vagina and or penis. Usually left by a shamefull act know as the wipe forward.
Dude i was at the Team Hancock party and i found another fat bitch. I bent her over Cole's bed and got ready to throw her the spear but, when i leaned in to do her in the brown eye.........my cock was cuaght on a fresh secret skidmark and suddennly i was caught in her nasty fat cunt. I had no hat so i tried to pull out but got cuaght...now a year later she shows up with a little bastard and says its mine! I told her to fuck off and eat the kid.
by Team Hancock December 26, 2005
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TOP SECRET GOLD

A color of paint that is TOP SECRET. Though there are many requests for the "color code" for Top Secret Gold paint, no such code exists nor is it available from any paint or body shop. This color is a custom blend made from only the finest materials. The paint is usually available for around $500 per quart, pending the approval of the vehicle it is to be used on.
Dan Cicu's Top Secret Gold Toyota Supra
www.speedkingmotors.com
by Speed King October 17, 2008
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