Scratching Post

Sex position in which the man enters the woman with her legs on his shoulders while at the same time she scratches his beard.

Caitlin and I totally did the Scratching Post last night. I don't know if the sex or the beard scratches felt better.

by Brclifford January 24, 2017

Rat Scratching

A man shoves his balls, and only his balls, in a woman's pussy. The balls must be like the Amazon Rainforest and be hairy like fuck. Leave a sandpaper-like mark my guy!

Hey honey, wanna do some Rat Scratching?

by Trooper1129 December 6, 2019

Scratch-Dick Syndrome

When your penis becomes scratchy after bustin' a fat ass nut. Typically last between 5-10 minutes.

"Damn Tommy, I just came so hard I got Scratch-Dick Syndrome now."

"That's what happens when you watch hentai, Phil."

by joshhastheclaphands January 15, 2020

Cooking From Scratch

When the last thing you did before food prep was scratch your nuts furiously.

He brags about cooking from scratch but I wonder what he scratched.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

Scratch

A coding website where you can find Frank

I just found F R A N K on Scratch!

by 4n 1di0t February 3, 2020

Scratch

A platform for everyone that apologizes your mistakes when banned, and is a tool like Macromedia Flash, has a player, and works on all OSes. Even mistakes for some inappropriate things won't be banned and most wants to be known for it's block like interface.

Scratch Is Sure For Everyone!

by isowithcake April 23, 2020

Scratch-off authority

Authority figures, with veneer of legitimacy so thin, that it can be readily removed, to reveal the criminal constitution that is beneath.

The mother was a hypocrit, and a scratch-off authority, with a history of criminal faults, that she hid behind the facade of respectable, government, employee.

by ancestaera June 26, 2020