stones on the horizontal

when a know it all customer puts you in your place... in a horizontal position and your stones are therefore at position 0,0,0 and horizontal with the x axis

Justin didn't know how to make jewelry and his customer put his stones on the horizontal!

by mrsmartycustomer September 4, 2011

Scone

Someone who is not cool, in any way possible.

Dude, he's such a fucking scone.
What a scone.

by 420savage February 13, 2017

Bone Scone

Bone scone is slang for the male anatomic penis: previously known as cock, dick,wiener, shaft, club, banana, hot dog, etc. It is most commonly used in a short sentence that contains another word that rhymes with bone/scone.

---I'm gunna go be alone with my bone scone...aka to jerk off
---I saw that hot girl and my bone scone turned to stone...aka to get a stiffy
---I made that bitch moan and groan with a serving of my bone scone...aka giving out a good hot dicking
---"wanna taste of my bone scone?"...as a pick up line or to ask for a bj.

by ultradouche11223344 May 9, 2011

scenester

Valley Girl sluts that usually reach their full potential in high school but start whoring in about the eigth grade.

"I don't even want to go to college, I'm going to party every night and go home with a different guy every night, so i'll never have have a house. I'm dying my hair black and getting it in a razor cut next weekend. I like have a boyfriend but I'm totally bi. I'm the biggest scenester at this school."

by augurtoast January 10, 2006

Sconebre

One night I was coming up with words to call someone when I greet them and I was thinking about tacos when I was talking to the ever so sexy hungarian trumpet player. The word Scone popped into my head fused with tacos and sconebre was born which is always to be spelt in Italics.

"Hey sconebre, pass the ketchup."
" Don't do that sconebre, you'll go blind."
(shaking head) "Sconebre"

by Miles Forrester October 8, 2004

scone

a Canadian slang term for drinking beer fast. Related to shot gunning a beer.

"lets go scone some kokanee's before the hockey game starts"

"hold up girl, I gotta scone this beer before we go"

"the first girl to scone a beer and place the empty can on her head upside down, wins for her table to eat first"

by tizzco April 15, 2010

throwing stones

throwing crack rocks (stones) into the stem frequently.

i enjoy throwing stones with Dick in the shead

by puffin muffin June 3, 2009