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salt lord

People who frequently or constantly try to make anyone salty for their own sadistic pleasure.

E.g: Practically anyone who uses some form of social media.
Salt lord annoys someone*

Salty person says something out of irritation/anger to salt lord*

Salt lord: Oooooo, someone's sounds or looks really sallltyyy... Good, your saltiness, and anguish sustains meeee...
by YRU still alive! October 10, 2016
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pass the salt

Venting on someone who didn't deserve it, simply because you are salty (mad).
"Shut up you're annoying!"
"I know you had a bad day, but there's no need for you to pass the salt."
by Twooof March 12, 2020
mugGet the pass the saltmug.

salt licker

A salt licker is when a man licks a sweaty, smelly vagina and it tastes likes salt.
"Hey salt licker did you try carly's great pussy tonite? That shit was salty!"

"Gee wilikers! That was some salty pussy last night!".. said the salt licker.
by cluster fucker October 23, 2008
mugGet the salt lickermug.

salt on the rim

When one puts cocaine on a girl's asshole with the intent to lick it off.
After we got back from the club and started making out, I began to go down on my girlfriend when she ask me if I'd put a little salt on the rim. I said I had already had too much to drink but if she wanted another martini I'd go fix her one. The situation was clarified when she whipped out a small plate of cocaine...then I knew what sort of cocktail she was after.
by Qorn36 November 22, 2010
mugGet the salt on the rimmug.

salted rim

When a male ejaculates on a woman's asshole and leaves it to dry.
A male is having sex with another male and/or female and ejaculates on her asshole. If he leaves it to dry, the remnants that are left are the "salted rim"
by chickencat March 23, 2010
mugGet the salted rimmug.

Heavily Salted

Adjective:
Being incredibly salty or irritated about sucking at a game or activity. This is different from your average brand of saltiness as the salted person will begin to get violent.
You: "Hey, why is Bob kicking that chair?"
Some plebe within earshot: "He got rekt in smash bros.,"
You: "Ahh, I knew he seemed heavily salted."
by Mr Jag October 2, 2016
mugGet the Heavily Saltedmug.

Salting the wound

Using tears as lubricating during rough sex
Bro, she was riding me so hard, she was salting the wound
by Hotpotatojr January 27, 2018
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