Sleeping Bag

When one sleeps on their testicles in a position that upon awakening makes the sac sore.

Last time I had sleeping bag, I could barely get out of bed!

by firerabbit November 12, 2010

sheeping

the process and banging to bagajesus out of a sheep or lamp

i sheeped big bertha over there

by david February 15, 2004

Sleeping Vagina

Slee'ping Va'gi'na n. A mentrual male that is temporarily dormant, though if awakened could at any given moment spray massive amounts of blood. It is generally best to let "the Sleeping Vagina lie"

Right now Derek is in sleeping vagina mode, but Im really afraid he is going to become a bloody vagina again soon.

by Loretta Turner December 31, 2008

seeping

To lay on any horizontal surface stomach down with your head laying on the surface, on your knees, and your bottom hunched out in the air, whilst you proceed to relax the anal sphincter as to let air flow into the anus. You will then have obtained the feeling of a need to flatulate, and thusly you would expel air from your rectum as it "seeps" up.

I couldn't sleep last night, and after rolling around in several positions, I finally rolled into this one position where air somehow slipped into my anus and made me feel as if I had to pass gas. I call it "seeping". I repeated the process all night long. I never got to sleep.

by Naaaythan November 13, 2007

sleeping suprise

a man and a woman covered in mud find a hibernating bear and they have sex with it they then run into town totally naked screaming "I had sex with a bear!" then they go swimming in a pool of lemonade

sleeping suprise is in the urban dictionary

by Anonymous October 23, 2003

Sleeping with Shitland

getting ridiculously drunk.
I think I'll pass on the next round of shots...if I don't watch out, I'll be sleeping with Shitland tonight.

getting ridiculously drunk.
I think I'll pass on the next round of shots...if I don't watch out, I'll be sleeping with Shitland tonight.

by Baker Gran February 28, 2012

sleeping bag magic

A game. When male and a female, of post-pubescent age, zipper themselves in a sleeping bag with toy soldiers. A battle rages until the toy soldiers have fired their last bullet. Usually the female receives the brunt of the onslaught, especially if the male is using some biochemical spray to attack the female from the inside. A cease-fire is eventually imposed because someone claims "you got it in my eye." But then the magic happens and presto chango, a baby has been made.

Jason and Rylee were friends forever until they decided to play a little game called sleeping bag magic. Both prepared their troops for battle, and sealed themselves in the bag, vowing not to unzip until someone was victorious. Alas, no magic happened because Jason and Rylee didn't realize that you need one girl and one guy for magic to happen. Two guys will never create a fetus with toy soldiers.

by Snuffleupagus muck stick March 4, 2012