Soldierouchebag

A member of the armed forces who takes it upon himself/herself to belittle and condescend civilians. Often has an over inflated sense of selfworth, and gives other members of the military a bad name.

Dude: "My boss was a real ass today. Sometimes he makes me want to quit."

Soldierouchebag: "You think you have it bad? Try being in the military, you pussy."

by Psy Peterson March 14, 2009

Proud Soldier

A proud soldier is when a man has a massive erection but is wearing pants. He will most likely flaunt it about, around any gorgeous women. Proud Soldiers are less efficient when wearing skinny jeans, and most efficient with gym shorts. If you have a small penis it won't work, but if you have a hard charger you will most likely have to beat women off with a stick.

"Dude do you see that girl over there?"

"Yeah man I just got a proud soldier!"

"Fuck dude! thats gross i can see it!"

by bpes March 12, 2009

greek soldier

When someone falls asleep or passes out you place a ball in each eye socket and let your penis run down the bridge of the nose. While in this pose you then take a shit that should go from the hairline to the back of the neck in as straight a line as possible, so a shithawk. This will resemble the horsehair plume atop a fancy soldiers helmet.

She hasn't returned my calls since she found the polaroid of me giving her a greek soldier.

by Dan Yuhas May 7, 2008

soldier candy

The military term for 600mg Ibuprofen. Medics prescribe 600mg Ibuprofen very often to treat a Soldier's aches and pains, hence "candy".

Medic: "Well it looks like your knee is completely fucked up. So I am going to give you a shitload of soldier candy until we can X-Ray that bitch and see what's busted."

Soldier: "Holy shit! I fucking love soldier candy!"

by TheTypoPoopcicle July 24, 2016

Soldis

Soldis is a name for Icelandic tree choppers. It translates directly to "lonely".

Me "hey soldis"
Soldis" hey"

Me "go back to Bayside!'

by The real big shaq ikr January 9, 2018

soldier's joy

Morphine, or perhaps Whiskey depending on the context.

"Gimme some of that Soldier's Joy, you know what I mean
I don't want to hurt no more my leg is turnin' green"

by MKat512 February 26, 2018

soldier 76

that one character you play in overwatch when you are a call of duty cunt who cant be arsed to use actual skill to win your games

"hey do you wanna hang out with darren?"
"na he plays soldier 76 on overwatch."

by Ninjie November 13, 2022