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even the score

He tried to even the score but did consider what the full outcome might be.
by The Return of Light Joker April 18, 2009
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Skore

verb. /Sk·OR/

1.) the act of being a skank and a whore consecutively.
2.) a girl that allows a boy to "score" due to her promiscuous tendencies.
Girl #1: God. that girl is sleeping with 4 different guys.
Girl #2: Damn. Shel is a skore
by ohmymichelle March 16, 2010
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Shoretting

someone who creeps on the opposite sex.
the process of creeping
a creeper
check out steve shoretting the hell out of that girl.
by anti-toucher May 5, 2011
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slorepig

An unsightly female who posses the characteristics of a slut, a whore and pig. Hence, "slorepig" A combination of all 3 creates a diabolical, cock-craving monster that can never be stopped.
Me, " damn that slorepig is drunk, should be easy tonight"
Slorepig, "Free mustache rides!"
by a fat mothafucka August 17, 2011
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scorebag

Deriving from a gaelic word for 20 "scór",
a scorebag refers to a bag of weed worth 20 euro/punt.

It may also be used in a variety of ways as an insult (generally for a male) ie. someone who is cheap, someone who takes drugs ( a junkie ), someone of low socio-economic status , a bogie and more ..
Any scorebags ? ,

He's a little scorebag.
Ya little scorebag.
by FearGlas March 5, 2019
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Cock Smore

Created by Jeffrey Dahmer in Milwaukee, WI while he was working at the chocolate factory.... Sliced up cock.. Ambrosia chocolate.. graham crackers.. The term was recently made popular in the Milwaukee area by the CSC (Cocksmore Crew). The term cocksmore is used by the CSC to define ignorant people!
Cock smore: Man my ex husband is a flippin cocksmore!!!!!
by Mz. Deva VP CSC July 19, 2009
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Golf Score

The most fudged, inaccurate, yet, flaunted number given by majority of golfers. Hit half of your drives into the woods? Mulligan. Second shot hit behind a tree? Move it. Flubbed a chip? Shhh, nobody saw it. Adding up your score at the end of the day? Nobody remembers that triple bogie I got on the second hole, lets just say I parred it.
Charlie: So how'd you finish today?

Andy: Shot great, only 2 over par. How bout yourself?

Charlie: Great round, great round. Actually shot 2 under today. Can't wait to celebrate tonight and tell my wife---possibly get some victory sex.

Andy: Really? That's pretty impressive considering you took 11 strokes on the last hole. I counted.

Charlie: Well, I didn't count my drive that went into the water, the 4 shots that I nailed into tree branches, the 3 sand shots, and one of the putts.

Andy: You forgot to mention you pulled the ball out of the sand with your hand and threw it onto the green, 3 inches from the pin.

Charlie: Yeah, well that's probably where my 4th sand shot would've gone.

Andy: Fair enough.

Charlie: Yeah, overall, I'm pretty happy with my golf score. Two under isn't bad.
by Charlie Daniels September 30, 2012
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