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Sneeze Job

A "Sneeze Job" is when a woman is sucking your dick, and she has to sneeze. As she sneezes, she creates a seal with her hand around your dickhole and violently sneezes into your urethra, causing a rapid and violent expansion.
Yo bro, did you get that sneeze job last night?
- A what? -

You know, a sneezer. Shit makes you bust extra hard I literally blacked out it was so good.
by 47outof46chromes October 24, 2024
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Dip sneeze

A squeaky muffled sneeze developed by your most seasoned dippers to avoid a nose full of burning wintergreen
Mike: *squeak*
Tbls: "What a bitch sneeze"
Mike: "fuck off that was a dip sneeze"
by Not a bitch sneeze September 17, 2015
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Lmao you sneezed!

When a person sneezes an his bros are too autistic to say god bless you.
Samuel: *sneezes*
Juan: Lmao You Sneezed!
Samuel: Thanks..?
by r33ferdenier August 3, 2023
mugGet the Lmao you sneezed!mug.

Cheese Sneeze

A sexual act where a participant wets their feet and scrapes the cheese off their feet and smears it upon the other partners face
"Man I gave her a Cheese Sneeze yesterday"
"Dude wtf"
by Wyvern45 November 19, 2022
mugGet the Cheese Sneezemug.

Sneeze cucked

When you're just about to sneeze with all the accompanying face distorts, but the sneeze never comes.
Man, I hate getting sneeze cucked!
by Meteli June 2, 2019
mugGet the Sneeze cuckedmug.

Cock Sneeze

It's when u cum and piss in a girls mouth when she's giving u head.
She gave me such good head I Cock Sneezed.
by Im.dead February 25, 2019
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Pelvic Sneezing

Slang term for masturbating with paper tissue.
Friend: "For once I am using paper tissue the way it was intended."

Me: "For masturbating?"

Friend: "For sneezing, not pelvic sneezing!"
by HonseIGuess July 30, 2024
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