Sneeze cucked

When you're just about to sneeze with all the accompanying face distorts, but the sneeze never comes.

Man, I hate getting sneeze cucked!

by Meteli June 2, 2019

Dick Sneezing

When one blows their load into a tissue.

I am planning on Dick Sneezing while watching some porn.

by WiseBeyondMyYears September 19, 2019

Trouser Sneeze

Ejaculation in one's own pants, literally. Metaphorically used as an expression of ecstatic excitement.

"Did you just snow your dacks?"
"You bet I did! I just had a massive trouser sneeze"

by Gruntie Stevie September 21, 2019

unicorn sneeze

Another word for the combination of ejaculating and the cum produced with it.

"He released a unicorn sneeze into the sock, tossed it towards the wash bin with gay abandon and fell asleep".

by LaxTerry24 December 18, 2017

Dick sneeze

Busting a nut. Ejaculation. Cumming

Its like my dick had a cold- she was sucking it till my dick sneezed all over her face ( breasts or anything else someone may come on). Also - my dick must be allergic to pussy my dick sneezes everytime i get into one.

by High coyote April 21, 2018

sneeze guard

A piece of glass to protect the buffet food

Waitress: Our kitchen is slammed, it's much quicker to get the buffet.

Patron: No thanks, I don't trust the sneeze guard.

Live from grande prairie Alberta, sept 2017

by Toxicale April 19, 2018

Sneeze in your snatchel

When your licking the mango but her snatchpatch tickles your nose and you surprisingly sneeze in her vagina.

Carl was vigorously eating out his girlfriend when a stray pube tickled his nose and made him sneeze.
Carl: "I love when I sneeze in your snatchel"

by 3 men n a lady April 1, 2017