blind sneeze

its not a sneeze you don't see coming its a sneeze you can feel with your hands

this is a blind sneeze
*sneezes in braille*

by sneeeze March 5, 2019

Sneezing into the heater

Eating pussy. Giving oral pleasure to a female

I got her off by sneezing into the heater.

by StingerMissile September 4, 2021

Sneezing Damage

When you're so close to dying that you would probably drop dead if someone or something merely sneezed on you.

Has nothing to do with Covid-19.

By the time we finally defeated that boss, most of my squad was at sneezing damage. To make matters worse, we had no health kits...

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 13, 2021

Sneeze Controller

The controller given to any player 2 by snotty teenagers, usually covered in snot, which dried along with the cheeto dust on it. You'd be very lucky if either of the sticks worked.

"Have you heard of William? He's a lovely guy"
"Yeah, but if he invites you round, bring your own controller"
"How come?"
"He's only got Sneeze Controllers"

by gently_QuacksQuacks June 18, 2023

Cock sneeze

A person who acts like a proper knob jockey is often referred to as a cock sneeze who should have been shot into a man sized kleenex tissue

Fat boy was known for being a bit of a cock sneeze & everyone agreed

General population "Fat boy's a complete cock sneeze he's as useful as used condom in a crisis

by The Shadow of invisible people July 20, 2025

suppressed sneeze

A less-than-freely-discharged nasal-cannon blast dat you create in order to make less mess, reduce noise, not make your respiratory-path so sore, etc.

One of da best ways to accomplish an effectively-suppressed sneeze is to hold a large wadded-up towel over yer nose and mouth while also trying to still your vocal cords as best you can, so dat you both "contain your explosion" and cause a minimum of startling to others in your vacinity, not to mention reducing stress to your throat.

by QuacksO March 3, 2023

Trouser Sneeze

Ejaculation in one's own pants, literally. Metaphorically used as an expression of ecstatic excitement.

"Did you just snow your dacks?"
"You bet I did! I just had a massive trouser sneeze"

by Gruntie Stevie September 21, 2019