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"escape hatch" sneeze

Refers to a humongous "ah-choo!" that you consciously "divert" or "re-direct" the air-blast force of through your throat and out your mouth --- rather than letting it travel its "standard" path through your sinuses and out your nose --- thereby reducing the risk of a "wet 'n' messy" spray from your nostrils. Of course, you should still always cover your nose and mouth to minimize germy emanations in any case.
Performing the "escape hatch" sneeze can indeed often allow for cleaner nasal-cannon discharging, but it can also lead to hoarseness and a painful throat if excessively utilized in a fairly short period of time.
by QuacksO September 21, 2020
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blanket sneeze

To ejaculate unintentionally or unexpectedly onto a cloth or garment while either asleep or awake.
Instead of going home to my wife and children with the rent money, I went to a club and spent the money on a tranny stripper who made me blanket sneeze in my pants.
by Tao lo ding October 22, 2020
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Sneeze

by Iknowihavedaddyissues October 2, 2020
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sneeze guard

A piece of glass to protect the buffet food
Waitress: Our kitchen is slammed, it's much quicker to get the buffet.

Patron: No thanks, I don't trust the sneeze guard.

Live from grande prairie Alberta, sept 2017
by Toxicale April 19, 2018
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Sneeze in your snatchel

When your licking the mango but her snatchpatch tickles your nose and you surprisingly sneeze in her vagina.
Carl was vigorously eating out his girlfriend when a stray pube tickled his nose and made him sneeze.
Carl: "I love when I sneeze in your snatchel"
by 3 men n a lady April 1, 2017
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russian sneeze

Another name for when you purposely expel mucous from your ass. This can be caused by excessive fingers in the ass or any other things being in your ass. In some cases there may be shit or jizz in the mucous substance
after all that fingering I'll have to do a Russian sneeze when I get home.
by What's the Internet May 26, 2017
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Bukakke sneeze

The act of sneezing directly into anothers face often covering them in snot.
Unfortunately when i went to kiss her i bukakke sneezed into her face
by Lucianmarquis June 29, 2017
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