Love Snake 

The one eye snake that drastically increases in size when excited in an attempt to impress its prey. When this happens the snake leaves the confides of the boxers and raises into the open atmosphere, however, the snake does not prefer this atmosphere and immediately tries to borrow back into another dark, wet orifice. Once the snake has done the deed it releases a dangerous venom, if not contained, before exiting to its original housing.

Damn baby my love snake is out, lets do it!

Love Snake by fda@432!jSG February 28, 2009

Bohemian snake pit 

This is the act of two dudes scissoring.

Billy and Todd tried the Bohemian snake pit.

Bohemian snake pit by Senior Douche July 7, 2010

Vomit shakes 

An involuntary physical reaction caused by something pukeworthy, usually in the form of whole-body chills or shiver and sometimes accompanied by an almost-gag.

"Tequila?"
"ugggghh, no. got the vomit shakes just thinking about it."

Vomit shakes by CrudeandCrass March 18, 2014

Albuquerque Snake Bite

The act of ejaculating in a woman's vagina and then realizing you can't afford a child. This causes you to frantically suck your semen out of her vagina, similar to sucking snake venom from a snake bite.

"Austin told me he came inside Alyssa, but thankfully he went into survival mode and gave her an Albuquerque Snake Bite."

Albuquerque Snake Bite by Erik the Red 9 March 27, 2017

weave snatching soda snake

A snake who likes soda and snatching weaves. Some Mod or another... I dunno.. what are we talking about again?

LuzKlarita can kick Weave Snatching Soda Snake's bum.

weave snatching soda snake by LuzKlarita March 14, 2017

Faking the Snake 

To add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing.

Person 1: After some light digging we find he has been arrested for kidnapping, false imprisonment, and theft of a snake.

Person 2: Dude, I know that's not true, you're just faking the snake!

Faking the Snake by a_random_stranger November 1, 2017

Teasing the Snake 

Teasing someone until they bite you. Usually sexual in context.

She was teasing the snake so much that it bit her in the face.

Teasing the Snake by X Bienoît X May 24, 2019