Selfie

a pic that a person takes of them self or with friends

by DICTIONERY PRO December 28, 2015

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selfie

the act of performing fellatio on one's self

My boss fired me for giving myself a selfie. I had no idea there were cameras in the office. I would have waited to get home to blow myself if I had known better. Maybe I can file for wrongful termination.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017

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Vampire Selfie

A person who does not take a selfie or participate in a group selfie unless invited in

Omg, Stacy is such a vampire selfie person

by RamanFox August 09, 2018

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Selfie Target

When someone is watching you, then poses for a selfie, back to you. The angle they're shooting from would place you directly in frame behind them. The area is otherwise empty, with far better backdrops. You, my friend, are a Selfie Target. This individual will likely upload to social media to poke fun.

I saw what she was up to, then shot two middle fingers to her phone camera. She turned around, expression of getting caught. "That's right, B*TCH! Don't Selfie Target me!"

by BleedMeARiver January 10, 2015

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