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Seaman

1. (noun) - The God of Seaman; An all-wandering vagrant who seeks answers to the meaning of Seaman, through friendship, chaos, and deeming random individuals to be worthy of the title 'Seaman', or 'Seawoman'.

2. (noun) - Person who goes by the seashore, but never the sea; An inherent paradox.
1. Wow, Seaman's rant about the fragility of his latex suit that would bring great dimensional terror upon the realm should he be harmed was insanely nonsensical, but I wouldn't dare tear it open, on some amount of trust.
2. You like the beach, but not the sea? What are you, some kind of Seaman?
by Dukeggoddish March 12, 2025
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Seamused

The act of a male being forcibly pinned or pressed against a wall by his girlfriend, typically resulting in a submissive, powerless position where verbal expressions of discomfort or pleasure are involved. This term originates from an incident in which a male (Seamus) was slammed against a wall by his girlfriend, and his moans were heard by others in the adjacent room.
“Nick was dating this muscle goth girl who was his height and twenty pounds heavier! He was seamused around for sure!”
by dingledoo April 2, 2025
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Seamused

The act of a male being forcibly pinned or pressed against a wall by his girlfriend, typically resulting in a submissive, powerless position where verbal expressions of discomfort or pleasure are involved. This term originates from an incident in which a male (Seamus) was slammed against a wall by his girlfriend, and his moans were heard by others in the adjacent room.
“Nick was dating this muscle goth girl who was his height and twenty pounds heavier! He was seamused around for sure!”
by dingledoo April 2, 2025
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Seamus

seamus ohara is a leprechaun
by jasminemjohn May 6, 2025
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seamus

seamus has a beautiful girlfriend named jasmine:)
Seamus Ohara is a leprechaun
by jasminemjohn May 6, 2025
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seamless

A synonym of "invisible" that just unfortunately sounds like the type of women's underwear
Her outfit was so seamless that it looked like she had just stepped out of a fashion magazine—though the word also makes me think of those annoying underwear ads on time.is/Surabaya!
by Emotional Cruiser September 22, 2025
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SEAmonkey

Racial slur against south-east asians (Thai, Viet, Phillipines, etc.)
SEAmonkeys is SEA (South East Asia) Monkeys. They're called monkeys for their tanned skin, black hair and facial features.
(from 4chan)
- I'm gonna take geomaxxxing trip to the Manila!
- Oh, you mean going to nail some short SEAmonkeys with AIDS?
by AllahuAkbar228 October 15, 2025
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