Scout

A pyromaniac, they can seem crazy when you don’t know them but when you really get to know them you’ll see that it’s worst than you thought. They run around in the woods, light things on fire and offer to satan. Members of the scouts have an extremely strong bond for life. Pray for the lord down below.

Never mess with a scout, they know places no one will ever find you.

Person 1: Wtf are those kids doing in the woods?
Person 2: Offering to satan I think?

Person 3: Must be scouts.

by aCharlotte July 11, 2019

Scouting

When you go hunting for good indie music you haven't heard before.

I was scouting on Spotify last night and I found this fire indie band!

by PuncherOfTrees February 25, 2024

taco scouting

Checking out women at the club.

I'm going taco scouting with the guys.

by AustinTexMex November 8, 2012

woke scout

Someone who spends hours a day browsing online for things that they can claim are "offensive", mostly so the "woke scout" can insult the uploader of said content and feel relevant. "Woke scout"s will use phrases such as "Be better.", assuming they are of some relevant high order.

Woke scout:"Why are you playing Super Mario? That's discrimination and racist. Be better."

Nomral people: *roll eyes*

by Based Fiend August 10, 2024

Chief Scout's Golden Award aka 'The Tupperware Badge'

It is incorrectly thought that the highest accolade a cub can get is the Silver Award. However, if you are made air tight by Akela and, ideally, two members of the Catholic church (if not possible then Baloo and Bagheera will suffice) then the Golden Award/Tupperware

Badge will be yours..

Little Jimmy found the experience a little uncomfortable and couldn't look Akela in the eye thereafter but was so proud to join the elite few that year that were given the Chief Scout's Golden Award aka 'The Tupperware Badge'

by Special Dan July 12, 2024

squirrel scout

It is self explanatory slang, referencing the exchange of one word (squirrel) with another (girl) in the name of a popular scout club that, in real life, sell cookies. It is merely a play on words and how they can sound so funny together.

As we walked up to the storefront Wallace said said "Hey look! The Squirrel Scouts are here selling their cookies"

by amywarhol March 5, 2017