Sabes

A person who loves to have a great time and stuff, and makes up alot of words and stuff. He drives a zombie mobile cougar and races cops till they crash into eachother, then pulles over to call them assholes and they walk away. This guy can get any chick, and stuff, then get really shwasted and be "that guy and stuff" but in a totally awesome way. Likes doing fatty burn outs if church parking lots and stuff and having no consequences smashes the rear bumper of his car into a wall on a turn at 40mph. This guy can party!

1. sabes:sup
girl:do i knoyou?
sabes: (big excited but obviousely over dramatized lie yell) YEAH!!!
girl: tehe

sabes: lets party!

2. sabes: is that a church

guy: yea
sabes: oh well even god needs some excitement outside his home every once in awhile
3. sabes: fucking stop
guy: what did i do
sabes: fucking shut up
guy: no tell me...
sabes: MOTHERFUCKING SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ASSHOLE ITS BEEN SAID NOW YOU FUCKING SHUT YOU BITCH MOUTH!!!
guy: oh ok
guy 2: (points finger) HAA! sabes you fucking chode ass nukka

by sabes1 October 24, 2011

one eyed Bible salesman

Noun - A human penis

I threw a rock at that guy and it hit him square in the one eyed Bible salesman!

by void_nothing May 28, 2007

Samnesia

When you can't remember what kind of sandwich you had the other day.

John: "Yeah man, I went to that new deli the other day."
Bob: "Oh yeah, what did you get?"
John: "I... I can't remember..."
Bob: "It's okay, man, samnesia afflics millions every year"

by the sideburns February 18, 2010

Samesexual

A man or woman who is exclusively same sex

"Hey my gay lover, I know we are bi-sexual, but those 2 are samesexual so neither of us have a shot at either of them."

We know Bi-sexual people have sex with both men & women & that they are homosexual, but not all homosexuals are bi-sexual. We also hear gender specific terms, but they still don't fit the accurate definition of "Samesexual"

by brtang1 June 7, 2011

Sadness

The feeling, you, well, feel, when they won't put THE GREAT PAPYRUS from undertale in smash bros. ultimate......

Great sadness
Person 1:I feel sad.
Person 2: why?
Person 1. The GREAT PAPYRUS from undertale in smash ultimate. *sobs*
Both people: *start crying*

by some bored 6th grader November 1, 2018

Sadness

The second stage of grief after anger, when the urban dictionary won’t accept your definitions.

Lily: Dont worry, you should try again! :D
Nancy: It’s useless! They will never accept my definitions :(
Lily: Well at least you’re no longer throwing tables at me .o.
Nancy: Now I’m just filled with sadness!

by IVEBEENACCEPTEDMUAHAHAHHAHAHA April 7, 2019

Sadness

When you die on hardcore and your dog doesn’t know your not coming back

Carl Fredricksen from the movie up was filled with sadness when his wife (ellie) died.

by SynergyXE September 7, 2019