9/11 retard

9/11 conspiracy nutter who believes in the most ridiculous end of the scale of conspiracy theories about 9/11, such as no planes flew into the buildings, fake videos, fake jumpers etc. Logic is not a friend of these people.

Paranoid retard: Look at this video the jumpers were fake because they are lined up to make it dramatic.

Normal person: Shut up 9/11 retard

by Kurtz999 August 23, 2011

Retardation

1) to be slow( in mind)
2) the proper word for deseleration as oppose to acceleration

1) no comment for the word retardation
2) used in distance- time graphs

by Ajn0007 June 27, 2009

Retarded Animal Babies

Retarded Animal Babies is a site of newgrounds.com which is very amusing. Sadly, epiodes aren't being made anymore, but if you watch ANY of them (might be good to start at the top and work to the end to get the jokes) its pant-pissing hilarious. Anything these little critters say is quotable material. Everything.

"I swear to christ I'll assrape you with rusty corncob holders!"

by Brocko January 13, 2004

retard rocket

Word for the short bus that the "special" kids at school ride.

runaway retard rocket!!!!

by Potato Reborn March 4, 2004

get retarded

To consume intoxicating alcohol or drugs to the point where you are incapable of verbally communicating past incoherent mumbles. Motor skills are also severely hampered thereby giving the overall impression of severe retardation.

Let's go out and get retarded tonight at the bar.

by Timmy November 4, 2003

retarded

It means "very stupid" but in a more hilarious, weird, and/or spontaneous way. From the Latin word for "slow".

If you want to tick off a politically correct person, just say it. They think it's mean because people with mental problems are not always stupid, except you can't call those people "retarded" in the first place, and nobody cares anyway. Plus, once again, it's from the Latin word for "slow".

*Guy 1 is dancing very strangely.*
Guy 2 to Guy 3: Look at Guy 1 dancing like he's retarded.

by Morshu34576345624555555 October 20, 2013

social retard

One who at all social gatherings manages to embarrass themselves or cause undue awkwardness whenever they add remarks to the conversation.

When she joined in the conversation, she was such a social retard.

"You are such a social retard"

by Judd1106 January 30, 2007