Ratchet

No, you don't have to ratchet yourself anywhere for preferential sexual selection. A fat juicy cock puts you exactly where you need to be.
Hym "You know you don't have to ratchet yourself up anything to get sex. Here's the hierarchy (because I know you love visuals)

Big Fat Cockles > Money > Appearance

So ☝️ here and/or ☝️ is where you can see kids, retards, and old men. If they can't get the fat cock they will settle for money and take the meaty dick on the side. Appearance is the difference between them treating/talking to you as a man or woman. In their mind, not wanting to fuck you make you their "equal" and they only date UP hierarchy which makes the men they want to fuck better then women (literally by your own rules) So here is the gender social hierarchy as a model:
Men they fuck > Women ≥ Men they don't fuck > Small peepee

You are really peeved about that huh? Consciousness never plays a factor. Reality is objective btw the way. I'm not a postmodernist. I do like Kierkegaard though “People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use.” or "Modern society has leveled the individual into an abstract phantom." I like the latter. It's what they (the public) deserve. And when they step out of the fog and show themselves, man, does it fill the golden with righteous indignation. Go back where you belong dregs! You're ideas are brilliant though and your thing is so much better than mine that we can use it to win the culture war."
by Hym Iam May 31, 2022
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Ratchet Banana Festival

It's Conspiracy; Shook af
Bryan: Did you goto the Ratchet Banana Festival?
Dylan: I don't want to talk about it.
by JuiceTinTime March 14, 2018
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Cool Ratchet

When a person, usually but not limited to a female, is ratchet but not in a way that makes him/her undesirable. The ratchetness adds to his/her charm and makes him/her more adorable.
Damn, Corinne is wild but I like it! She's cool ratchet.
by Corinneisfamous December 11, 2012
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ratchet

Ratchet has been defined here, yet one aspect has been neglected to be elaborated on sufficiently.

Ratchet may refer to anything with a level of jankness that reveals it was not made by professionally adhering crafted, anf/or may not produce authentic or sufficient results.
That job Dave did on the windows is so ratchet I doubt it will last the first winter storm.
by psidre June 28, 2020
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Ratchet

I live such a ratchet lifestyle.

You're clothing is from ratchet
by Urban ratchet July 16, 2015
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ratchet rich

1. (verb) To make what you have better by spending little to nothing.
2. (noun) A person who alters or modifies something to their satisfaction.
3. (noun) Something that has been modified, or altered in a stylish, and/or trendy way.
1. That shirt is ratchet rich
2. I'm so ratchet rich
3. Your grandma is ratchet rich
4. They are attempting to make these shoes ratchet rich
by Mazement August 25, 2014
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ratchet baby

Omg she was such a ratchet baby, she kept on trying to act like she was ghetto.
by Sexyasamotherfucker547 April 20, 2018
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