Ryan

Ryans are tall blonde men with really weird and fluffy hair. Once you look past their acne ridden face you can see their beautiful, fuckable blue eyes. Nothing else about Ryans are in any way appealing, except for their ability to be really good at basketball even though they do not play on any organized teams. They are generally smart, but in times of crisis become absolute retards.

Dang man why is Ryan not on the school basketball team.

Who's that retard over there, oh that's Ryan.

by ZZZZUUUCCCCKKKK October 23, 2018

Ryan

is a person who is easily angered, walks like a girl, and cries easily for no reason, because of her soft heart. But he takes risk and does other stuff much more than other guys.

Person 1: Why is he crying all the time?
Person 2: Oh, he's basically a Ryan.

by stickygayboy5589 December 15, 2019

Ryan

A short cunt

Joss: Look at that short cunt.
Ben: It must be Ryan

by 123456lob June 9, 2020

Ryan

A dumb cunt who loves rhino anal, has a pimple pizza looking ass face.Love sex with a giraffe.

Ur a Ryan!!!

by Analcough April 15, 2020

Ryan

A member of Tricycle with extreme talents such as dabbing, being a disappointment and staying on the latest trend.

Ryan is the king of my people.

by Trycile the official October 31, 2017

Ryan

A sexy nerd who has a huge cock & a drop dead gorgeous partner.

Man I wanna fuck Ryan so hard!!! I can't wait.

by FoxxyPelon August 18, 2019

Ryan

A boy that had a great childhood and would grow up to be very successful in life

Ryan: growing up my friends always said I was funny and pretty smart

by I like big ass March 11, 2020