questionitis

Questionitis is a psychologial state in which the individual suffering from it starts questioning absolutely everything in it's mind or vicinity. It is known to spread quickly amongst humanity and is very infectious via the module of speech.

"I think I have Questionitis"
"I have questions."

by SnowyDragon March 29, 2020

donut question me

Another way to say “Don’t question me!”

Person 1: Hey what is your name
Person 2: Donut question me

by an idiot September 24, 2020

Don't ask questions, just trust the process.

A phrase meaning "Mind your own business"

Friend: why are you writing a check to yourself?

Me: Don't ask questions, just trust the process.

by Idontsuckcock November 6, 2023

Mickey Mouse question

A question regarding a self-evident matter. The Mickey Mouse question is most common among people new to the workplace and privates in the military. Perhaps one might inquire what military rank should they address the civil personnel at the barracks as.

Captain Juntunen, do I have your permission to sneeze?

No more Mickey Mouse questions private Virtanen!

by Urban Gnome September 12, 2025

Questionable

Something people can question.

She was always with kids that were not hers, which was questionable.

by Solid Mantis March 5, 2021

Questioned

Didn't readily accept everything they heard, witnessed, read without thinking about the matter, since to not question a matter would be to assume, and assumptions are dangerous.

Bad things would happen to any guy that questioned if the girl was really raped, whether anybody would want to rape her, whether they found her attractive or not personally (regardless of what other guys thought of her), since to do so was to question her authoritie, which made it harder for her to dominate/intimidate members of the opposite sex (via court and prison sentences) as she was accustomed to. If a guy did the same thing, nobody would hesitate to question or even laugh at him, including some of the females that claimed to be raped, assaulted, or abused (many of whom benefitted personally from doing so).

by The Original Agahnim July 2, 2021

vsauce question

A Vsauce question is a question that questions reality, derived from popular and arguably the best YouTuber VSauce who commonly says it (Examples include: "Or is it?" "Or is he?" "Or was it?")

VSauce: The nuclear codes are with you, Mr President
President: Yes, yes
VSauce: OR IS IT?
President: OH NO ONE OF THE VSAUCE QUESTIONS!! WAIT WHERE IS IT!!!

by DictionaryDecimator July 5, 2024