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Pure Virgin

Someone who has never had sex or masturbated. Never had any sexual experience.
by Kayleeminlo August 12, 2017
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pure

Good weed or hash. "Pure" grass, no seeds, no stalks in it.
Give me a hook up on dat pure.
by jonny March 4, 2005
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PURE

Previously Unrecognized Recruitment Error

Someone who looks good on the resume, kicks ass in the interviews, and somehow self-destructs and falls apart in the office.
Our newest hire met every qualfication, had the exact background we were looking for, displayed energy, enthusiasm, and intelligence in the multiple interviews, and completely fell apart after she started the job. A total letdown, we had no idea she would be PURE.
by MzunguGirl November 27, 2006
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prevert

A young pervert or pervert-in-the-making
Sometimes, young teenage boys are referred to as "preverts" because they are not mature enough to be called a full pervert.
by chocolatio June 23, 2007
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pure television

That feeling that life is imitating television instead of the other way around. When the lighting and circumstances, and occasionally music and costume seem to obey the laws of some preternatural executive producer in the sky and subjects become witness to their lives in much the same way that they would witness a film or television show. Even when alone individuals in the thralls of "pure television" will act. It's fun when it only happens once in a while and one doesn't realize what's happened until after the fact, but if you're aware of it as it's happening? Self Hating Terror or Blissed Out Egomania are almost always the result.
(To a friend, Point out man on the subway whose clothes, hair, accessories, body language and facial grooming scream television): See that guy over there? How post modern - he's pure television!
by Anemone September 19, 2005
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preview poop

The meager little bowel movement one has before dropping the mother load.
I was late for work because I had a false alarm. Total preview poop. After I got to work I practically gave birth!
by Netherlipz June 26, 2009
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pure bred awesome

one who is born being awesome,they are smart,talented,beautiful,people love them,they can get any member of the oppiside sex anytime,anywhere.
hey,steve,that sucks that you dint win the lotery,but the good news is im a pure bred awesome
by donkeyfish5 January 9, 2011
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