by dsrdakota February 22, 2021
Get the polar penismug. she was calm, cool, collective, and moved at a normal pace. once she smoked a bowl she seem to have another personality completely oppiste from before which induced her bowl-polar disorder.
by Sexy Marie D June 18, 2011
Get the Bowl-polarmug. Last week I was such a polar skank, I yanked a hobo in his spice fillet and the next day went on a date with my sugar daddy.
or: are you polar skanking tonight?
or: are you polar skanking tonight?
by polar-skank September 22, 2021
Get the Polar Skankmug. by Darin Kiive November 13, 2006
Get the bi-polar planemug. So complicated! I like the EIIGY POCR OFF version. It has dots to connect with a more accurate connection. It just looks better too. Found mine at EIIGY.com.
As an Ohio State fan, "EIIGY POCR OFF Michigan" is on my favorite t-shirt. Elisy ose polar opp is too long to add "Michigan" to it.
by Eiigy Pocr Off November 5, 2016
Get the elisy ose polar oppmug. "Yo, you see Jakobe's new girl? That one big white girl, she a snow bunny fo' sho"
"Nah bruh, that's a polar bear. 💀"
"Nah bruh, that's a polar bear. 💀"
by Btsabortedchild January 9, 2024
Get the Polar Bearmug. The sexual act of feeding your lazy wife a high fibrous diet, collecting and freezing her scat, then fashioning the loosely phallic shaped object into a ribbed dildo.
The higher the fibre content, the veinier and with more sweet corn the mamba will be.
The Jewish skin flute is then forced back into the wife’s butt when she’s asleep. Extra points are given if the fabled DVDA is successfully administered.
The higher the fibre content, the veinier and with more sweet corn the mamba will be.
The Jewish skin flute is then forced back into the wife’s butt when she’s asleep. Extra points are given if the fabled DVDA is successfully administered.
Randolph: Honestly doctor, I’m not sure how my comatose wife ended up with so many rectal polyps!
All I did was give her The Polar Randolph and she was fine for a while. I was administering some amyl nitrite up her wizard’s sleeve for a bit so she could butt chug. Yes! That’s it. It must’ve been that that caused all those colon lesions.
Doctor: Thankyou for that frankly horrendous explanation. Anyway, the waiting police officer would like a word with you!
All I did was give her The Polar Randolph and she was fine for a while. I was administering some amyl nitrite up her wizard’s sleeve for a bit so she could butt chug. Yes! That’s it. It must’ve been that that caused all those colon lesions.
Doctor: Thankyou for that frankly horrendous explanation. Anyway, the waiting police officer would like a word with you!
by JesusBummedTrump December 26, 2022
Get the The Polar Randolphmug.