To hit someone up that has a burner phone, usually intended for illegal activities. Drug dealing, gun sales; etc.
by Young dolly January 22, 2018

The game of ping pong (table tennis), played on any flat, level surface, with cell phones as paddles. Standard ping pong balls are used. Because of the smaller paddle size, the rules vary as follows:
1. The ball may bounce as many times as wanted, as long as it is still bouncing and not rolling.
2. Each player gets two hits, but the ball must hit the table at least once between the two hits.
3. "Reactionary" blocks are allowed, ex. the ball is hit forcefully and the opposing player blocks it with his hand, then hits it back with his phone.
Other than that, all rules are the same as ordinary ping pong.
1. The ball may bounce as many times as wanted, as long as it is still bouncing and not rolling.
2. Each player gets two hits, but the ball must hit the table at least once between the two hits.
3. "Reactionary" blocks are allowed, ex. the ball is hit forcefully and the opposing player blocks it with his hand, then hits it back with his phone.
Other than that, all rules are the same as ordinary ping pong.
"Dude, i have a ping pong ball. If only we had some paddles..." "Not necessary, we can just play phone pong!" "DUDE THATS AN AWESOME IDEA."
by sluhser October 31, 2009

Astrid: I was calling my boss and Levi kept trying to pull my skirt down and get busy while I was talking to him!
Annabella: What a total phone fucker!
Annabella: What a total phone fucker!
by tankedgirl June 30, 2010

when you're tried to do something and it's such a disaster that you need to call in moral support and reconsider your life goals
Friend1: I just got a 12 on my assignment :(
Friend2: 12 out of what?
Friend1: 100
Friend2: Yo, at this point you might as well phone home.
Friend2: 12 out of what?
Friend1: 100
Friend2: Yo, at this point you might as well phone home.
by bro_07 September 26, 2018

by Reddy Fire September 26, 2005

The act of having over the phone sex. Talking nothing but freaky, nasty, sexual, and horny langauge.
by The G One April 13, 2009

To have a prepaid cell phone you use for setting up dates with escorts. Having open avoids your significant other from discovering your hobby as she snoops through your cell phone.
Thank god for my hobby phone. If that hooker would have texted me on my regular cell phone my girlfriend would have killed me.
by sfbbm123 June 28, 2008
