Phone Pong

The game of ping pong (table tennis), played on any flat, level surface, with cell phones as paddles. Standard ping pong balls are used. Because of the smaller paddle size, the rules vary as follows:

1. The ball may bounce as many times as wanted, as long as it is still bouncing and not rolling.

2. Each player gets two hits, but the ball must hit the table at least once between the two hits.

3. "Reactionary" blocks are allowed, ex. the ball is hit forcefully and the opposing player blocks it with his hand, then hits it back with his phone.

Other than that, all rules are the same as ordinary ping pong.

"Dude, i have a ping pong ball. If only we had some paddles..." "Not necessary, we can just play phone pong!" "DUDE THATS AN AWESOME IDEA."

by sluhser October 31, 2009

shame phone

A second cell phone that an individual uses to hide something that he or she is shameful about.

ie, hookers, affairs, drug dealings, embezzlement, espionage, etc...

My friend Michelle found a shame phone hidden in her boyfriend's car.

by Cosmo Lemonheads May 8, 2014

Phone legs

When you're taking to someone on the phone and get the urge to walk round the house/garden for no apparent reason.

A: What is Jimbob doing walking round the garden?

B: It's alright man, he's got his phone legs on.

by amazontreefrog June 22, 2011

burnout phone

A phone usually used by criminals that's a minute phone and can easily be thrown away without being detected.

I need a burnout phone to get this deal done .

Hey make sure you use a burnout when calling me.

by Arabellagrainger June 19, 2014

banana phone

Its a phone with a peel!

A cellular cellular Bananular phone(Banana Phone). Ill call the white house have a chat!

by Reddy Fire September 26, 2005

Phone Boning

The act of having over the phone sex. Talking nothing but freaky, nasty, sexual, and horny langauge.

Hey baby, lets do some PHONE BONING.

by The G One April 13, 2009

hobby phone

To have a prepaid cell phone you use for setting up dates with escorts. Having open avoids your significant other from discovering your hobby as she snoops through your cell phone.

Thank god for my hobby phone. If that hooker would have texted me on my regular cell phone my girlfriend would have killed me.

by sfbbm123 June 28, 2008