pipe my cake

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“If you had the chance to pipe my cake, would ya?”

by Mush11 April 20, 2018

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phisey

A beautiful Cambodian girl who doesn’t give a fuck bout what anyone thinks of her and is progressing for the better. She may have a resting bitch face, but she is the sweetest you’ll ever meet, unless you treat her otherwise.

Damn Phisey is different.

by Mrsteallyourgirl October 12, 2019

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Phiney poo

have YOU ever seen someone two lighthouses tall?! Well now u have! Phiney poo had faced a terrible tragedy when she was diagnosed with kinkyitis after receiving a fatal vaccine at a young age. She had terrible symptoms, such as milkers, her very own mullet, and even dreadlocks! Only to realised she had been given a vaccine meant only for RATS! to this day phine has slowly but surely been mutating as a vicious rat. Be on the look out!

P.S. she’s vegan so she might eat ur lawn

Callard: oh phiney poo, my one true love, my beloved, darling, milky, favourite student! I love you babe

Phiney poo: let’s go suck ur toes and eat tofu together babe <3

thatveganteacher: why the fuck aren’t u vegan yet? (quirky)

by sexcmincham May 21, 2021

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Protein Pipe

The Protein Pipe, is a common name for a huge cock. it gets the name protein pipe because it is a long hard shaft that sprays out protein (seimen) when erroused. Body builders are known to ejaculate into eachothers mouths so they can get the maximum amount of protein they would like so they can become hench!!

Mr Homer tried his seimen and sucked on his protein pipe to become a hench body builder and wanted to taste his salty egg whites and see what girls go through...

by lamb167827553 November 28, 2011

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