Noun
A shortening of the phrase “Pathetic Rioter”, popularised in the UK and US. Typically identified by being wrapped in a flag, shouting things that are racist, historically illiterate or vaguely unhinged into a loudspeaker. Often claims to be defending “freedom” while demanding that large sections of the population stop existing.
Frequently found at rallies, comment sections, or outside accommodation housing asylum seekers, whom they have recently decided are a threat to their “very identity”. Believes themselves to be part of a silent majority, despite rarely being silent.
A shortening of the phrase “Pathetic Rioter”, popularised in the UK and US. Typically identified by being wrapped in a flag, shouting things that are racist, historically illiterate or vaguely unhinged into a loudspeaker. Often claims to be defending “freedom” while demanding that large sections of the population stop existing.
Frequently found at rallies, comment sections, or outside accommodation housing asylum seekers, whom they have recently decided are a threat to their “very identity”. Believes themselves to be part of a silent majority, despite rarely being silent.
"Oh look. That angry patriot tried to punch that brown fellow, but tripped on his flag cape and knocked his one remaining tooth out."
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Get the Patriotizing mug.The ultimate "Make America Great Again" vigilante hero you never knew you needed. Enter Richard McCaslin, a guy who took conspiracy theories way too seriously. In 2002, he donned a homemade superhero costume (think Batman meets Duck Dynasty) and decided to storm Bohemian Grove, a fancy retreat for the rich and powerful, convinced it was a hotbed of elite shenanigans and occult rituals.
Armed to the teeth and ready to dish out some old-fashioned justice, our fearless Phantom Patriot planned to expose the secrets of the elite and save America. Instead, he ended up providing a prime example of how not to conduct a covert operation. The police found him skulking around the woods, and instead of liberating the nation, he found himself liberating a jail cell.
McCaslin’s adventure serves as a reminder that sometimes the best way to "Make America Great Again" is to just stick to voting and leave the superhero stuff to Marvel.
Armed to the teeth and ready to dish out some old-fashioned justice, our fearless Phantom Patriot planned to expose the secrets of the elite and save America. Instead, he ended up providing a prime example of how not to conduct a covert operation. The police found him skulking around the woods, and instead of liberating the nation, he found himself liberating a jail cell.
McCaslin’s adventure serves as a reminder that sometimes the best way to "Make America Great Again" is to just stick to voting and leave the superhero stuff to Marvel.
"Did you hear about the Phantom Patriot? This guy went full 'Make America Great Again' superhero, storming Bohemian Grove in a homemade costume, only to get arrested and miss the memo that real-life isn't a comic book!"
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Ned: At least hes not a rock spider like all the other priests lol!!!
Ned: At least hes not a rock spider like all the other priests lol!!!
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