secure the package

To get a date in which sex is insured at the end.

Hey bro, I'm about to secure the package with Tiff tonight.

by Memodreads February 21, 2017

Paka

Female who likes to get drunk and have sex like a porn star

She was such a Paka tonight

by MistyCones September 19, 2012

Total Package

One who believes they are the best thing ever put on this planet. Often this creates a psuedo-superior complex within the person. These are the people often hated by "friends," family, and society in general.

I have to go watch the Total Package graduate this weekend. I'm not thrilled.

by LilCunt May 26, 2008

hewlett packard

A computer and computer peripherals company. Although the desktops and laptops can have some serious drawbacks, ther accessories (printers, sanners, and the like) are actually worth the money.
On the computer side problems often arise where certain components start to break. The CD/DVD drive has been a very common occurance. There have been claims of the computer making noise form start-up.
If you must by a HP computer makes sure it is a new one and not refurbished as it will be even worse.

Man: My Hewlett Packard is broken again.
Man 2: And you were expecting what?

by SalixR June 11, 2006

Care package whore

the act of going to find a person who is waiting for a care package and killing them only to take the care package.

person 1: holy shit theres the care package helicopter im gonna go take it from the defensly guy just waiting there for it

person 2: dude dont be a care package whore nobody likes that

by codbosucks January 13, 2011

total package

When a man is having sexual intercourse with a woman and attempts to get his testicles in too. Also known as "steeping the bag". Not recommended for novice romantic's as NO one I know has ever had success!

I heard he managed to get his cock AND balls into Sandra's gigantic hole... Alas! Someone has achieved the total package!

by Randy Young May 13, 2005

package

a gram of cocaine; a small bag of blast

"lemme get a bump from that package"

by imakid June 16, 2006