Premature Rejaculation

When someone you’re not interested in pursuing romantically or sexually rejects you without you ever making any advances towards them.

Mal: “Hey Jon how’s van life going?”
Jon: “You’re obviously talking to me because you find me extremely attractive, most women do. I gotta tell ya I’m really into tall blondes with big tits and you ain’t it honey.”

Mal: “Came here to find out about van life. Stayed for the premature rejaculation.”

by .:Madskillz:. March 23, 2022

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Premature reciprocation

Sending an additional email to someone after you already replied

"Thank you for replying (several times) to my email concerning the position we have on our relay race team. I assume suffering from premature reciprocation is difficult and somewhat embarrassing for you, but I encourage you to seek help. At this time I feel you would not be a good fit."

by NotWright January 1, 2021

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Premature Hype

When you get very excited for something before it actually happens. Often ruins the actual experience.

I don't want to get excited for the concert until I am actually there. Premature hype may ruin the experience.

He got premature hype for a date he was going to go on, just to be ghosted on the day they were supposed to go out.

by Professor LoveHandles April 3, 2021

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Premature Actorization

Some New Directors will spin an actor up... and force him to "emote" fully during rehearsal... so that he might see in advance how it might look on film. But this rarely works out by the time the camera is rolling the Actor has already shot his emotional wad... during rehearsals. This I have deemed "premature Actorization"

The actor was spent emotionally by the time the cameras rolled. He was a victim of "premature Actorization".

by RJ Miller May 2, 2021

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