Premature shitaculation

The act of shitting yourself on the way to the toilet.

I suffered from premature shitaculation this morning after last night's vindaloo Curry.

by King mammal May 5, 2025

premature evacuation

When you evacuate well before a scheduled fire drill.

When the afternoon fire drill alarm goes off and all of the employees are already across the street at a Christmas party ... that's premature evacuation.

by mikehauncheaux March 26, 2016

Premature Termination

A most unfortunate phenomenon among public transport systems in congested cities all over the world in which a bus journey, for example, spontaneously ends before its scheduled termination point, forcing the passengers to find an alternative route to their destination. This causes frustration among the passengers which may result in verbal complaints directed at no one in particular, physical altercations with the transport operator who had no say in the matter to begin with, or, in the UK's case, no verbal or physical reactions at all, but rather a subtle, passive-aggressive tension, created and felt by each individual who reluctantly steps off of the vehicle, which is held in for the remainder of the workday, thereby making it worse than it would have been already, spiralling the already bleak Brit further into the abyss of their own depressive essence.

Transport announcement of the premature termination: "Bus 220 to Wandsworth... the destination of this bus has changed... Putney Bridge Station - this bus terminates here."
Literally every passenger on the bus who is now late for work: "**silently, frustratingly contemplates suicide**"

by formula1reviews March 26, 2018

Premature Drip

When one dresses in their finest fashion too far ahead of the season it’s intended for

“Bro wearing a hoodie and sweat pants in the middle of July. He drippin but its premature drip, can’t be rocking fall fashion in the summer like that.”

by NyQuil Chriz October 15, 2021

premature tweetjaculation

When you send off a tweet before reading it, and you regret it later.

Dude, I had a premature tweetjaculation last night when I was drunk off my ass.

by Poopsie88 December 15, 2011

premature dive

Faking an injury to cover up premature ejaculation

Since he hadn't had sex in a long time, he took a premature dive to not be called a minure man.

by Jesse 'Herro Prease' Sampson January 9, 2017

premature undeadulation

Coki did a thing...

Way to cause premature undeadulation coki....

by Chaz Almasy January 10, 2023