When someone anonymously creates an ad on Craigslist advertising that the poster lives in a large metropolitan area and has a free (or very cheap) boat that they've recently inherited and are desperate to get rid of ASAP.
The ad goes on to say that they don't respond to email, but to call any time - and lists the victim's cell phone number as the contact.
It's best to when the ad is posted very early in the morning, thus guaranteeing a daylong swarm of boat related calls, sometimes carrying over into the following days.
The ad goes on to say that they don't respond to email, but to call any time - and lists the victim's cell phone number as the contact.
It's best to when the ad is posted very early in the morning, thus guaranteeing a daylong swarm of boat related calls, sometimes carrying over into the following days.
Classic Boat Post scenario:
4:30AM *Victim's cell phone rings*
Caller: "Hey, I'm calling about the boat you've got listed on Craigslist."
Victim: "Look, I don't know what the hell is going on, but I don't have a boat, ok? Someone must have pranked me."
Caller: "Oh... Wow that sucks. So, do you still have the boat?"
Victim: *Hangs up in frustration*
Repeat 100+ more times throughout the day
4:30AM *Victim's cell phone rings*
Caller: "Hey, I'm calling about the boat you've got listed on Craigslist."
Victim: "Look, I don't know what the hell is going on, but I don't have a boat, ok? Someone must have pranked me."
Caller: "Oh... Wow that sucks. So, do you still have the boat?"
Victim: *Hangs up in frustration*
Repeat 100+ more times throughout the day
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On Instagram, Jane's booty was humongous while doing the power pose, but when I saw her in person, she looked like a pancake.
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Can be used to describe a person or establishment.
Generally an establishment where the individuals are dressed up to a high level of designer clothing, tight dresses, heels, make up ++, nails, brows etc but also have potential to stab you.
Women range from absolutely stunning to morbidly obese. Each are as deadly as the other. The stunning ones boyfriends (see below) will stab you, whereas the morbidly obese are no strangers to violence and tend to headbutt you themselves.
The men are dressed in impaculate shirts and trousers/ dark jeans but their haircuts (generally harshly shaved) and teeth suggest imminent violence. Clothes branding varies, but don’t be surprised to see Polo, Fred Perry amongst the mix. Builds tend to range from bodybuilders to barrel chested/ waisted.
These individuals gather in establishments and give the impression of money. Branded clothing as mentioned, buying bottles of champagne, pristine apperance. However their behaviour suggest the opposite of wealth. Behaviour includes - breast, bottoms and vaginas being on display at some point during the night. The women are able to weaponise heeled shoes. As for the men - extremely protective of their female counter parts, copious amounts of staring and posturing, physically intimidating, probable cocaine usage.
Generally an establishment where the individuals are dressed up to a high level of designer clothing, tight dresses, heels, make up ++, nails, brows etc but also have potential to stab you.
Women range from absolutely stunning to morbidly obese. Each are as deadly as the other. The stunning ones boyfriends (see below) will stab you, whereas the morbidly obese are no strangers to violence and tend to headbutt you themselves.
The men are dressed in impaculate shirts and trousers/ dark jeans but their haircuts (generally harshly shaved) and teeth suggest imminent violence. Clothes branding varies, but don’t be surprised to see Polo, Fred Perry amongst the mix. Builds tend to range from bodybuilders to barrel chested/ waisted.
These individuals gather in establishments and give the impression of money. Branded clothing as mentioned, buying bottles of champagne, pristine apperance. However their behaviour suggest the opposite of wealth. Behaviour includes - breast, bottoms and vaginas being on display at some point during the night. The women are able to weaponise heeled shoes. As for the men - extremely protective of their female counter parts, copious amounts of staring and posturing, physically intimidating, probable cocaine usage.
‘It’s a bit rough posh in here’
‘It okay in there, but it can be a bit rough posh’
Examples in Manchester City centre include - Slug and lettuce - Deansgate, the printworks in general
‘It okay in there, but it can be a bit rough posh’
Examples in Manchester City centre include - Slug and lettuce - Deansgate, the printworks in general
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A Skater Poser is someone who claims they skate, but doesn't really. Reasons for someone being a Skater Poser include popularity and getting girls. They are usually seen carrying their boards around (some don't even own a skateboard), saying they can do tricks, and sitting around at the local park, insulting actual skaters.
A Skater Poser is someone who claims they skate, but doesn't really. Reasons for someone being a Skater Poser include popularity and getting girls. They are usually seen carrying their boards around (some don't even own a skateboard), saying they can do tricks, and sitting around at the local park, insulting actual skaters.
*Real Skater falls doing a kickflip to nosegrind*
Skater Poser: Dude, you suck! I did that first try yesterday!
Real Skater: Let's see it, then.
Skater Poser: A cop took my board away.
Real Skater: Here, use mine.
Skater Poser: Uh, I have to, uh, check my, uh, house. I think, uh, I left my, uh, front door open.
*Skater Poser runs away*
Real Skater: Poser...
Skater Poser: Dude, you suck! I did that first try yesterday!
Real Skater: Let's see it, then.
Skater Poser: A cop took my board away.
Real Skater: Here, use mine.
Skater Poser: Uh, I have to, uh, check my, uh, house. I think, uh, I left my, uh, front door open.
*Skater Poser runs away*
Real Skater: Poser...
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