hole to pole ratio

Slang for the ratio of women to men at any gathering.

Mike called and said we better haul ass over to White's pool party cause the hole to pole ratio was like 4 to 1.

by ianzo6 May 28, 2006

Backwards pole vaulter

A homosexual

"Look at that backwards pole vaulter over there"
"fuck Ian"

by Jonypotsmoker August 10, 2008

Brodem Pole

A tower of dudes stacked on top of each others shoulders for comedic effect. Big, strong dudes on the bottom going upwards with smaller guys. Capture with a Brotograph at the final moment.

Bro 1: And this is a picture of our world record Brodem Pole

Bro 2: The guy on the bottoms legs look weak.

Bro 1: Nah, he channelled bromance to keep everyone up

by dminns August 25, 2009

glory pole

Well kempt male genitals or pretty penis!

He was well shaved and clean, a real glory pole"

by bad boy baz! August 16, 2010

twat pole

A pole dancers pole

"man i love it when the strippers get up on the twat pole"

by grunter1989 December 11, 2011

Tetherball pole

When a male has nuts so big they swing around the shaft of the penis.

Hey Lisa, wanna see my tetherball pole go all the way around?

by Staycreative. April 17, 2017

Bean pole pussy

A tall girl that has a tall pussy

“Damn that 7 foot tall bitch has a bean pole pussy.”

by Puzzymarijuana April 29, 2022