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Three peckered puppies

A dog that has been violated by Joe Biden.
When Joe's best friend Steve let's his 3 peckered puppies red rocket absolutely destroy your spinkter ring.

Joe had a very best friend named scuba Steve that would love to show his 3 peckered puppies red rockets off to anyone that was in sight.

Maria can't get the feeling of what those red rockets felt like from Steve's three peckered puppies all crammed in her swollen rotten.
by Howdy doody's wooden balls September 28, 2021
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Pecker Princess

Someone deeply committed to the dick waving life.
Brad and Chad were so committed to dick waving their muscle cars that it was hard to tell who was a bigger Pecker Princess
by Princesshentai January 16, 2019
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pecker drule

The additional piss that falls from your dick when forgetting to shake it off, which usually drips onto the pants of the victim leaving a stain looking like your pecker just druled and for everyone at the party to humiliate you.
"SHIT! i got some pecker drule on my jeans, i guess i'll just wait in the bathroom until that shit dries up, wheres my natty light."

Victim-"Yoo look, i got some pecker drule on my jeans... pleassse don't tell anyone man, that shit is embarrassing!"

Friend-"Heyyyy everyone, look, this little bitch over here forgot to shake his dick( 3 times only, any more shakes and your beating off) and got pecker drule all over himself."

Victim-"You asshole"
by Draggggs May 9, 2011
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Pecker in Chief

One of 45’s favorite and once secret nicknames for himself, for obvious reasons.
The Pecker in Chief, long before he was the U.S. President, always loved having “access” to so many young and beautiful women he rightfully paid for and his friend David Pecker helped him to at least temporarily bury the extent of his addiction.
by Dr Bunnygirl April 22, 2024
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Toilet Pecker

(Toilet Pecker) A person who defecates and eats it from the toilet bowl
Oh James you’re a toilet pecker
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wreaked pecker

Guy, I gotta get checked out! Chick i was with on the weekend gave me a bad case of wreaked pecker,

Girl, I think that Guy I was with on the weekend had a bad case or wreaked pecker, I better get a check out.
by epycrate February 4, 2010
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Pecker Pouncer

My friend Alyssa is such a pecker pouncer I can't take her around men.
by Chris Heather July 3, 2011
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