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Limp-dick Patriotism

Type of patriotism that consists of acting like youre in a cult when talking about your country/state/city.
by eleggtroswing July 12, 2025
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Assisted Patriotism

I went to court today and did some Assisted Patriotism.
by AntiLightskin September 16, 2025
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patriot by proxy

people who rep their supposed "home country" despite having only lived in a nation foreign to said country.
In spite of living in Canada his entire life, rapper Tom MacDonald is known for his MAGA-themed and American patriotic songs, and he may be considered a patriot by proxy because of this.
by anonym_1924940 November 24, 2025
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Patriot

Noun

A shortening of the phrase “Pathetic Rioter”, popularised in the UK and US. Typically identified by being wrapped in a flag, shouting things that are racist, historically illiterate or vaguely unhinged into a loudspeaker. Often claims to be defending “freedom” while demanding that large sections of the population stop existing.

Frequently found at rallies, comment sections, or outside accommodation housing asylum seekers, whom they have recently decided are a threat to their “very identity”. Believes themselves to be part of a silent majority, despite rarely being silent.
"Oh look. That angry patriot tried to punch that brown fellow, but tripped on his flag cape and knocked his one remaining tooth out."
by Pompey Anti-Fascist January 8, 2026
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trumpet of patriots

A publicly loud fart. Usually contains follow through.
Ralph released his trumpet of patriots loud, free and unsurprisingly, he'd shat himself.
by Moronica February 19, 2025
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Lipservice Patriot

Anyone who is against things like Equal Employment Opportunities, or "DEI," but then thanks disabled veterans "for their service."
"I used to be a Conservative, until I realized modern Republicans are just lipservice patriots."
by GhostBear614 March 3, 2025
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Patriotizing

That's very patriotizing of you!!!
by Wuckload wyatt March 13, 2025
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