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Tom Cruise

An insane actor who rose to fame in the '80s by starring in gay military recruitment ads. A high-ranking member of Scientology who can't stay married for more than 7 minutes, his ex-wives including Nicole Kidman and Katie Holmes. Refuses to use stuntmen, often trying to commit suicide by jumping off planes, flying helicopters, climbing on the side of skyscrapers, and planning to go to space with the help of Elon Musk.
Did you hear about what crazy stunt Tom Cruise is doing? He jumped off a cliff while riding a motorcycle at full speed!
by DVelle March 21, 2021
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Heights Cruise

To drive around the Heights and or hills of a town or city and smoke bowls, blunts, pipes, or whatever kind of marijuana device suits your fancy.
Lets ditch 5th period and go on a heights cruise
by Stay Smokin April 30, 2008
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blacky cruise

the black guy with the last name cruise who sing the song have no strings in the movie gamer
holy crap is that blacky cruise?

i dont know lets go ask him to sing i have no strings
by havenostrings September 21, 2010
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Cruise girl

A term used to describe a girl who is surrounded by luxury and enjoys a privileged lifestyle, often due to having wealthy parents who spoil her. She typically embodies a life of comfort, indulgence, and exclusivity, with access to high-end experiences and material possessions.
You can tell she a cruise girl by her handbag
She always posting where she going she a cruise girl ngl
by Flabbergasted_Squid December 11, 2024
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Jacknipple Cruise

Pouring Jack Daniels on your significant other's chest and make motorboat noises in the pools of Jack Daniels that have formed.

Easiest to do in belly buttons.
One day, 2 midgets decided to dance the dance of a thousand years. They performed the right of the Midget Biggen-ing and had dinner, with a goat. They then Jacknipple Cruised long into the night.
by Fetzilla September 7, 2012
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Professional cruise ship passenger

A frequent participant to orgies on gay sex cruises that especially likes fruity or beach themed objects shoved up their rectum.
Carlos is a professional cruise ship passenger if you know what I mean? ;)
by Itsmejessica2025 May 22, 2025
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cruise phat

To go to or to meet up with someone
by Yungb September 1, 2017
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