tour crater

Someone who is constantly seeking out new sexual experiences or adventures. It can be used to refer to both men and women, but is typically used in reference to men. A tour crater is always travelling and exploring many different kinds of relationships and activities.

John: "Hey, what do you think about that guy? He's definitely a fucking tour crater."
Sara: "Yeah, I heard he's been all over the place lately. He's always looking for a bitch."

by ItsInu January 13, 2023

Swamp tour

When you get the shower real hot and steam and fart in her face!

Gave my lady a swamp tour last night!

by J-Gunther April 8, 2022

A Tour A TAtties.

When Vidal Castro had the police department in a village like smurfs now acting like the authority.

Cartman says Respect my A Tour A Tatties.

by HeyZooZ May 24, 2025

sluts on tour

When a group of 'gal-pals' get together,generally to go to a club that is outside of their local vicinity and they all agree to be as slutty as possible.

Friend 1: "The club is 45 minutes away gals!!"
Friend 2 :"Yaasss sluts on tour"

by secretseshmoth December 9, 2016

Slum Tour

A tour that usually consists of very few gigs performed by a little known band living out of a van.

For example, a band starting out on a tour with little networking and money is embarking on a slum tour.

Dude that was such a slum tour, we only played 3 shows and I had to shower in a burger king bathroom.

by Aspic Elm Hook November 1, 2012

Join Vermillion Tour

Rooting from pr3stigejuly's YouTube Video, "Join Vermillion Tour" is an informal term that features a definition of telling one's self to "fuck off", and to join "Vermillion Tour", euphemistically meaning of vermillion to be a blood's color, actually meaning to fuck off and metaphorically join a violent tour of blood.

B: Please, you just hurt fucking everyone! Do you have to do this for your own sake?
A: Join Vermillion Tour.

by MosesC October 4, 2022

Tour de France

The Tour de France is a sexual maneuver performed when a girl riding a bicycle with rear pegs, is penetrated by someone standing on said rear pegs. It is extremely difficult, and dangerous. However, thousands of people perform this maneuver every other week. (esp. in California)

Ron: Hey, did you get with Jen yet?
Bob: Hell Yeah!! We did a Tour de France in the park for like 45 minutes!
Ron: No Way!
Bob: Yeah Way!

by PervertedPickle January 14, 2010