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Oaklahoma

i live in oaklahoma ___, the pieces are there put them together
hilly billy from oaklahoma
by keemok August 17, 2021
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Okrahoma Butt Chug

"A" person who is upside down with a funnel inserted into their rectum filled with an alcoholic beverage of choice all while receiving a blow job from person "b". Once the funnel has been drained into the rectum a pickled okra is inserted to stop the beverage from pouring out. when the person finally ejaculates person "b" will take out the pickled okra with their teeth and eat it.
David was filling a bit wild so he ask Steven if he would like to eat some okra and do the Okrahoma Butt chug with hit. Of course Steven agreed
by Funnel Boy September 24, 2021
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Oklahoman Storm Chaser

the craziest of the bunch. the most ludicrous of them all..

The Oklahoman Storm Chaser is a common breed of storm chaser, they inhabit their homes waiting for David Payne to show up, they get inside the 4x4 mounted with a make-shift Doppler radar, and try to get as close to a tornado. The real question we ask is... Stupid, or Brave? eh maybe its from all the beers.
"Holy cow, Spencer is a real Oklahoman Storm Chaser!"
by MartianSupremacist October 11, 2023
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Okahoma

Oklahoma, where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain
And the wavin' wheat can sure smell sweet
When the wind comes right behind the rain.
Oklahoma, Ev'ry night my honey lamb and I
Sit alone and talk and watch a hawk
Makin' lazy circles in the sky.

We know we belong to the land
And the land we belong to is grand!
And when we say
Yeeow! Ayipioeeay!
We're only sayin'
You're doin' fine, Oklahoma!
Oklahoma O.K.
your doing fine Okahoma! Okahoma O.K
by AuroratheHippoQueen May 31, 2025
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Oklahoman Bidet

A sex move where your partner shits out diarrhea onto your urethra.

and then when your about to cum

you cum out sperm and diarrhea back into your partners anal.
John: "let me give you a Oklahoman bidet"

Abigail: "hell nah"
by GoonKaboom480 July 17, 2025
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Oklahoman divorce

When you shit your pants while wearing a thong and the poop gets cut into two equal sized pieces.
The other day I accidentally shit myself while wearing a dress. My thong gave that turd an Oklahoman divorce and it fell right on the floor.
by Wafflestomper1125 October 22, 2025
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