Office ferret

A person that's too good at their job, like fixin wires and stuff, that it's almost ferret-like.

Wow, Kavish is a hard worker! No wonder he's the office ferret.

by office_ferret_wife March 5, 2023

Office hulk

The guy people say is unassuming and beige as a personality. The office thug can trigger an incident.

General looking for the office hulk- Where's the green-eyed monster? Did he go through here?
Co-worker- He seemed fine when he got here, but then I started seeing papers go flying everywhere, like a tornado hit the office. Its gonna take a long time to clean all this shit up. I don't know where he is now.

by Solid Mantis May 15, 2019

Dentists' Office

A group of idiots doing the floss dance

Person 1- Look at those fucking idiots over there
Person 2- You mean those guys doing the floss
Person 1- Yeah
Person 2- I call that a Dentists' Office.
Person 1- Haha
Person 2- Haha

by Supemloem May 29, 2018

Oval Office

The toilet. This word is usually associated with excessive vomiting due to massive intake of alcohol, a hangover, or projectile diarrhea

Jimmy totally dominated the oval office after 18 beers and $25 worth of Taco Bell.

by Griffin Reed January 17, 2008

police officer

a man who protects the whites and harasses the blacks.

Bitch ass police officers all around the school, i cant even park my got damn car without them lookin suspicious!

by mj25 May 16, 2010

Oval Office

Most people might not know this (well maybe you do) but the White House is actually a huge mental institute, home to the USA's biggest crackpots. The Oval Office is the maximum security cell-the biggest one of them all, and it's home to "Inmate F.U.C.K.T.A.R.D." also known as George Bush.

...So yeah, stay away from the Oval Office.

by Mr. HEUYGWRUFJWSB September 10, 2006

office smokescreen

This describes the situation in which a homosexual male in a workplace talks to the heterosexual males in the workplace about chics in an attempt to hide his homosexuality.

"Hey, do you remember that girl at the bar last night? Alfonso told me that he asked her out to the movies this weekend. I think he is just emitting an OFFICE SMOKESCREEN."

by driven-down July 22, 2004