Beatzing off

The act of touching oneself in a private area whilst thinking about the DJ MR.Beatz

"I was a touch lonely last night so I ended up just beatzing off on my own."

by BassHeadz Design May 13, 2020

Jegging Off

Jerking off with eggs. Preferably with the yolk still intact so it looks like you've been fucking a hen in the cloaca.

Travis, we have to talk. Your jegging off has become a problem. Though we respect you not touching the chickens anymore, we're getting low on eggs.

by Sunny Chances November 23, 2013

Longed off

Effective cancellation through continuous (seemingly small) postponements.

I asked for a decision but I've just been longed off.

I asked for a copy of the new rules, but first they said it would take a week, then the copier was broken, now the appropriate person is on leave... I think I'm being longed off mate.

by Moonrunner47 February 6, 2019

Off The Air

A trippy show on Adult Swim that airs around 4 A.M consiting of animations and video clips that share a common theme. Mostly for people on LSD or other Psychedelics.

Person 1:Off The Air is such a trippy show
Person 2:I know right?

by YoutubeWest1132 July 14, 2018

the bop off

Cork phrase meaning that someone looks exactly like someone else.

Owen: I don't look like Dexter!

Rocky: You're the bop off him lad.

by easta what August 25, 2011

monking off

masturbating, beating off, jacking off, choking the chicken, wanking, jerking off

can't believe goblin keeps monking off

by eggbearrice January 14, 2021

off rip

from the beginning, beforehand, from the start, an understanding of a prerequisite agreement

let them know what you need off rip before you start so everyone's on the same page.

by soon than later January 4, 2023