John

John has a 17 inch dick that likes to have sex with all the women at a party. He also has broen hair is tall and has a six pack.

That dude is such a john.

by Ddppaof February 14, 2019

John

Amazing guy strong he may be short bit he is hot. He is the most buetiful person to walk the earth once he finds a girl named victoria and or vik they wont talk bit the very next time u see them together dont try and pull anything. Impossible to break em up. Once they start hitting sexually the relashonship will blossom.

John's amazing.

by Hduduso November 28, 2016

John

a toilet

John: I took a fat **** in john yesterday.

by John December 13, 2019

John

Skinny freak

“John is a skinny freak”

by Hater of John May 6, 2019

John

Very womanish gay dude to

Being next to john makes males angry constantly

by Gottad December 23, 2016

John

Gay cunt, usually likes sucking ass

Guy: Hey Gay Cunt
John: Stfu i'm telling mum

by John'sFriend August 6, 2018

John

John is the name of a wanker

John the wanker

by Celticboy January 3, 2020