arse sandwich

A sexy behind filled with a face or sperm. The object of desire (the person's bottom) becomes an arse sandwich only when one's face/ sperm is applied as filling. Yummy!
Man (on seeing a sexy arse): "I could stuff my face with some arse sandwich."
by lesterama May 16, 2008
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arsed up

To get annoyed or stressed about something
"He got really arsed up when we took the piss out of his BO"
by J@mes April 20, 2006
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cat arse

Facial expression displayed when doubtful, disbelieving, sceptical or moody
His / her lips pursing like those of a cats arse
by Anonymous May 05, 2003
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arse cleavage

The vertical crack that is visible from behind a person who bends over or squats whilst wearing jeans that are two or more sizes too small.
A member of the public tripped over a paving slab and fell into the open trench. His spectacles broke as his head got stuck in Big Dave's arse cleavage
by Spleenvent September 04, 2006
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arse-pubes

pubes that grow on your arse. Noone will admit to having them, but everyone has them.
Tom:Hey man, i got my arse pubes tangled up.
Kerry: I'm lucky, I dont have arse-pubes.
by OJO October 14, 2003
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tap arse

to have a rather chronic case of diarrhea;
The trots
anal leakage
Diarrhea: loose, watery stools occurring more than three times in one day--is a common problem that usually lasts a day or two and goes away on its own without any special treatment. However, prolonged diarrhea can be a sign of other problems. People with diarrhea may pass more than a quart of stool a day.
Ever since I ate that kebab from Habib’s Kabibs I’ve had the chronic tap arse man.
by jizam December 09, 2004
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arse bandit

A turd burglar. A corn holer. A poofter. A fag. A sissy boy. A swish.
Bruce is an arse bandit. He enjoys eating butt for desert.
by Cap'n Bullmoose September 24, 2007
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