Rustic noodles

Rustic noodles

The act of making spaghetti

(Just the noodles) and having your female friend who is on her period add her blood on top of the noodles, replacing the pasta sauce.

Hey honey, tonight we should have your famous rustic noodles.

by Alienboy453 July 12, 2022

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Noodle Brow

When a person has the arch of their eyebrow resemble a macaroni noodle. This occurs achieved when the individual uses the over pluckage technique.

Phil: Hey did you see that girl Monique, whats up with those brows.

Colleen: She crazy over plucks... she had insane noodle brow.

Phil: Someone needs to tell her to put those tweezers away.

by spencer sparkle December 3, 2009

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Jacuzzi Noodle

When a stream of water catapults up your butthole damaging the frontal lobe of your brain rendering you helpless.

Jim: Does anyone know why Travis has been out so long? He's missed a lot of work.

Banessa: I heard over the weekend his brother pushed him in the hot tub and he got a Jacuzzi Noodle.

Jim: Praying for a speedy recovery.

by Clo_d0n April 18, 2018

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Fladoodle Noodle

Relatively close to the Dirty Sanchez the Fladoodle Noodle is when you are getting fucked while eating any type of noodles.

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by MynameisDalton October 19, 2010

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noodle rubber

Another slang term for lesbian, gay, LGBTQ, or anyone you hate.

I was sitting in a restaurant and i saw 2 ladies in birkenstocks and flannel shirts and thought to myself, them some Noodle Rubbers.

by UnlovelyTomb June 30, 2017

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Noodle Buttcheek

The divine art of making noodles and then yeeting them down the buttcheeks, and absolutely blasting that ass apart.

"And as she lay there bare not worse for wear, he assaulted her cheeks with his noodle beaks and that gave her a scare." - WTA23 aka Noodle Buttcheek Connoisseur

by Kiendra January 16, 2021

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