A very mean person who is usually a douche or "meanie" as called by many people (josh) who are just joshing around.
by PinkDwagon December 20, 2017
Actually the love of my life
Is best boy of the century
Probably has a part time job as a soft e-boy
Has a part time job as a jock
Has a full time job as the cutest and most wholesome person in the world 💖💖
Is best boy of the century
Probably has a part time job as a soft e-boy
Has a part time job as a jock
Has a full time job as the cutest and most wholesome person in the world 💖💖
"I love you, Noah!!!!"
by hannah! ⁽⁽ଘ( ˊᵕˋ )ଓ⁾⁾ May 15, 2019
Typically a male figure, a Noah is a really really really really really super fat kid who at some point in existence has long hair resembling a lions mane. The Noah is commonly found in rural to suburban areas nesting, but migrates during skate season. Commonly associated with trash.
Dude, that Noah just stole my Cheeseburger!
I swear I saw a Noah just like that in the African Safari
I swear I saw a Noah just like that in the African Safari
by B.Awesome March 9, 2009
noun; a short, dark-haired boy with a soul patch who is incapable of making good decsions when it comes to matters of the heart. He is most likely doomed to a life of courting an ugly, hairy man-woman, who's name usually starts with the letter "E" such as, Emily, Eden, or Erica. In his spare time he enjoys texting his ex-girlfriends while he's with another girl. He's basically a giant pussy who can't make up his mind.
Girl: Do you love me?
Guy: Well, yeah, I mean, I love you... and that one girl... too?
Girl: Does she make you happy?
Guy: Well, no, but I mean.. I love her.. kind of.
Girl: God, just make up your mind; you're being such a Noah!
Guy: Well, yeah, I mean, I love you... and that one girl... too?
Girl: Does she make you happy?
Guy: Well, no, but I mean.. I love her.. kind of.
Girl: God, just make up your mind; you're being such a Noah!
by captainflap April 5, 2010
He is very sexy and has a perverted humour, he likes to smoke a lot and is probably gonna turn into a druggie because he is friends with the wrong person, but is admired by many girls and gets in a lot of beef and fights, usually is very lucky with girls ;)
Girl1: omg I just saw noah
Girl2: oh fuck yes where, I just wanna fuck him!
Girl1:He's over there smoking!
Girl2:I'm gonna fuck him on day<3
Girl2: oh fuck yes where, I just wanna fuck him!
Girl1:He's over there smoking!
Girl2:I'm gonna fuck him on day<3
by Anal boi May 31, 2017
A ginger who is funny and nice and likes people who talk to him at least 3 times, 1 flirtatious comment in each.
by issssmaddieeeeeeeeandddalexxxx March 30, 2011
To have sex with a guy while fingering four other gusys, 2 with each hand while "toe-ing" 2 more guys, one with each foot. Basically to Noah is to have sex with as many guys as possible, using every single body part capable of penetration.
by gayhaters April 7, 2010