Mess Junkie

Someone who goes out of their way to get negative attention like a crazy person

Did you see Anthony's double penetration video on Facebook. That guy is such a mess junkie he will do anything for you to look in his direction.

by 1Archetype August 5, 2018

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025

Spaghetti Mess

A mess of cables, it can be any kind of cables or wires. Fiber, Coax, Ethernet, etc.

*Looking at network equipment rack*

"Whoever put this in really didn't care about what they were doing. This is a Spaghetti Mess."

by cam3lt0e! May 30, 2024

chocolate mess

A very dirty mess, like a child covered in chocolate. Term coined by Kristen Wood.

The kid was a chocolate mess when he came in from playing in the rain.

by xmarksthewrong November 11, 2015

Mess

Brendons, just Brendons, and maybe a little bit of Darta.

“You are such a mess, just like Brendons”

by A really big mess September 8, 2019

Breakfast mess

A breakfast mess is a midwest diner breakfast staple, consisting of several ingredients like pre-cooked (usually leftover baked) potatoes, that are either diced or shredded, some type of breakfast meat like sausage, bacon, or ham that has also been diced up. Then some diced onions, bell peppers, can mushrooms, and eggs (scrambled into it, or over easy). All cooked together, then topped with sliced American cheese or shredded cheese.

I went to the local diner this morning and the cook made me a breakfast mess.

by Jacjoa November 5, 2021

mess

percy

you’re a mess? im gonna call you percy.

by 272918292839403 December 6, 2021