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Death of Nintendo 

Something that was avoided after the Nintendo DS was released. It caused It's stocks to raise above that of Microsoft. The DS has a battery life of 10 hours, 2 screens, 2 processers, graphics better then that of the Nintendo 64. It uses game cards, instead of cartriges. It will blow the Playstation Portable(PSP) into dust. Reasons include: It's battery life is 2 1/2 hours, OOHHH WOW. It plays dvds witha battery life of 1 hour, the graphics are good, but not as good as the DS's, they are shy of 64 bit. They have ripped off nintendos touch screen technology due to a touch screen keyboard. It has more unecessary features then the PS2 and XBox combined, even the DS doesnt have that much unecessary crap. It has online support with 1 hour worth of battery power and will be released in 2005 with a price higher then the DS($150+ American) Whoever buys this console is buying a crap machine. The DS may be an odd new system but. Its innovation and graphics. Along with nintendos hard work have created the ultime handheld gaming system, only to be matched by the Game Boy Evolution coming 2006/2007. Not much is known of this system, spare better graphics then 64 bit, we can only hope for a mini gamecube :D. The nintendo DS's games are no longer kiddie, with the addition of a GTA game for it and the game Feel the Magic - XY-XX, the DS has more "T" rated games and features 3-D racing and sports games, nothing the GBA could handle. The death of nintendo is only a lie now, the Nintendo Revolution will probobly put Sony out of business.
The original creator of this definition obviously is a 11 year old sony nerd.
Death of Nintendo by Ol' Drippy November 18, 2004

The Nintendo Rule 

The rule that requires one to blow into the ports of all electronic devices before connecting them. This rule derives from the popular and identical act performed while inserting an original Nintendo cartridge into its system, which would usually not read the cartridge if the rule was not properly followed.
A: The controller isn't working again
B: Did you follow the Nintendo Rule
A: No dude that rule's old and outdated
B: No it's not. Let me see it
*B applies Nintendo Rule*
*Controller works flawlessly*
B: See I told you The Nintendo Rule works

Nintendo

NITENDOID (Nintendo btw) 

everyone hates them now, because they canceled the live stream for Splatoon competition in bighouse (btw they still got a live stream and got more money than anyone ever could, everyone's happy now... right?) no THATS NOT ENOUGH FOR FRICKING NITENDO FANS, THEY CANT LET THINGS GO CAN THEY??? THEY JUST HAVE TO GET MADE AT NITENDO, JUST HAVE TOO, OH AND NOW THEY WONT TAKE THEIR BS HUH? WHAT ABOUT THIS, Nintendo abused Mario's popularity for Mario's 35'th anniversary and made a half butted game including THREE Mario games, and guess what? THEY MADE IT LIMITED, LIMITED FOR NO REASON! THEY WERE SCAMING US, and guess what? I T W O R K E D, THIS IS SHADEY BS AND IT WORKED, but that's not the point I'm trying to make, everyone buying this knew it was shady, and guess what? there wasn't alot of lash back besides from the fans being mad and YouTube videos about it. competition livestream from Nintendo was canceled, WTF HOW DARE THEY DO THAT HOW DARE THEY DO THAT THIS IS THE LAST STRAW NITENDO IM NOT PLAYING YOUR GAMES ANYMORE UR SUCH A BAD COMPANY UR LIKE THE NORTH KORENAN BUT IN AMARICA U SUCK ALOT NITENDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, you see my point right?
NITENDOID (Nintendo btw)

kenmas_nintendo_switch 

Totally a celebrity 👍 really cool ( go follow them
kenmas_nintendo_switch Is cool

Temu Nintendo Switch 

When you can't afford to buy an official Nintendo Switch, just buy it from Temu. : ) I promise you won't get scammed. //jk
(In all reality, the "Nintendo Switch" you're going to receive will probably just have 2 or 3 decade old games on it. lol)
don't buy a temu nintendo switch kids.

Playing my Nintendo 

The phrase "playing my Nintendo" means that someone is "playing with another's heart." This is a gay term, however, and typically used as a discreet way to refer to a bond between two homies.
"James has really been playing Luke's Nintendo lately. Luke should just ask him out already."
alt:

"Damn, Arcangelo, playing my Nintendo."