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sweaty neighbor

1. American Version - A sexual act wherein the male is penetrating the female anus causing an orgasm in the female. The female, preferably a squirter, will then projectile ejaculate causing her vagina to look like a sweaty neighbor to the anus.

2. British Version - A sexual act involving 2 females and 1 male wherein the females are in position 69 and the male is penetrating either girls anus causing an orgasm in the female. The female, preferably a squirter, will then projectile ejaculate on the girls face who is between her legs causing her to look like a sweaty neighbor.

3. Alcohol Version - The Sweaty Neighbor is also a name for the alcoholic mixture of beer and wine: preferably a budweiser can would be half emptied (by consumption only) and the remaining space would be filled with white wine. This combination is hereby known as The Sweaty Neighbor.
1. American Version - "Yo, I was fucking this chick in the ass and she squirted all over the place and her sweaty neighbor was dripping like a fountain!"

2. British Version - "Bloody Hell! My flatmate Sheila and I were bandied up with another fit bird and I was buggering her as Sheila ate at her exquisite naff when all of a sudden she went off and poofed all over Sheila's face. My flatmate was left looking like the sweaty neighbour."

3. Alcohol Version - "Oh man, I think I was drinking Sweaty Neighbors that night that I threw up spaghetti all over your mom's dress."
by Brec S. and Erin Q. May 29, 2008
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neighbour

"Wouldn't it be nice to get on with me(sic) neighbours
but they make it very clear they've got no room for ravers
..."

Steve Marriott and Ronnie Lane (Small Faces), 1968
by CarlosC October 21, 2007
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neighborhood sorehead

the one neighbor or party living around you sure to stink on one thing or another that you do...(loud music, parking of car/s, barking dog/s, "junk" cars,...on & on!!) -this can pretty much apply 'globally' too, ie: al-queda could be the neighborhood sorehead!

it can work in reverse too, where YOU can be the neighborhood sorehead, if YOU have these above things torturing YOU!! -in a "community" a certain degree of 'civility' does apply, and goes a long way!!
show me a place without a neighborhood sorehead, and i'll show you a perfect world!!
by michael foolsley December 27, 2009
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neeshois

hey look at that NIGGER, i mean Neeshois!!
by nignogjr July 12, 2010
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Neighbourhood Mayor

The guy on the block who thinks everything is his business and takes it upon himself to inform people of every happening.

The Neibourhood Mayor does not generally like to be outdone by his fellow Neibourhood dwellers.
Andrew: Why does Tim always gossip about every bodies business as if it were his own?

John: Don't mind Tim he is just the Neighbourhood Mayor. Last week I borrowed Fred's rusted out box trailer to haul some brush to the dump. It was obvious that Tim was annoyed he hasn't waved since. I didn't ask to borrow his dual axel galvanised trailer.
by Captain cupcake August 5, 2016
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naisho

A descriptor assigned to a person who is super creepy.

Commonly mistaken for but not to be confused with Naisho, which is like Naish but with an "o" on the end.
Damn son chill with the Facebook stalking. You're being a real naisho!!!
by Amman 11 August 25, 2017
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