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blink-nap

The phenomenon where you close your eyes for what you believe to be a couple of seconds, but when you open them again, several minutes to hours have actually passed.

Happens usually when you wake up to an alarm, and still feel really groggy.
I must've been really tired this morning. I woke up early, but I ended up taking a total blink-nap, and almost missed my class!
by Mr. Selectah November 30, 2011
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bachelor nap

After a night of partying (preferably with women) when one tries to catch a few hours of shuteye.
TeeCiez: Shit, I have three hours til work!

ACey: better get a quick bachelor nap in before, else you're gonna go into work drunk and tired as shit.
by Vegas Bagels August 2, 2009
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Seroquel Nap

When you pop your precribed dosage of Quetiapine and pass out for more than 12 hours
-Dude where were you you missed the whole afternoon!
-Yeah I thought I needed sleep last night so I did a cheeky Seroquel Nap
by Is0veli January 2, 2023
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Nap Stomach

The painful acidic result one receives after eating a non-healthy meal; (Philly Cheese Steak, Garbage Plate, Cheeseburger, Enchillada.) and taking a nap for a period longer than one full hour.
Chloe: Hey, what's up buddy ole' pal?

Tim: Eh, nothing much. Shouldn't have eaten that Cheese Steak for lunch. Now I have the worst nap stomach ever!
by LimTasky August 22, 2011
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whack nap

A nap taken right after masturbating. Sometimes masturbation is used specifically to induce a whack nap.
"Man, last night I was alone so I spent some time doing the hand jive, and it made me take the longest whack nap ever!"
by Lesna January 27, 2009
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nap tired

When you're tired enough to take a good 1-3 hour nap, but not tired enough for your sleep to be considered a night's worth.
"Why are you up at 3 AM?"
"I tried to go to sleep at midnight, but I was only nap tired, so I woke up at 2:30, unable to go back to sleep."
by titanc_13 June 26, 2017
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freelancer's nap

a wank.
freelancers people with lots of time on their hand - and in charge of their own time management have a tendency to slip to a dark chamber and come back all flushed. They probably were not having a siesta/nap.
With a couple of minutes spare and the girl still on his mind, Harry decided to have a freelancer's nap at his desk.

also can be used as adj. ie he is a bit of a freelancer.
by carlitodesign June 12, 2011
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