burger napping

When a black guy rests his head or cock between a white girl's ass cheeks, resembling a burger. Other people may join in to add "condiments" to the burger. This is followed by sleeping in the same position until the male is flaccid again.

Guy: Damn, someone come spread some mayo on this. I caught this guy burger napping!

by theflaccidwomble July 24, 2014

stoner nap

When you/someone gets so high on the green that you say you want to take a 30 minute nap and it turns into a 10 hour nap

Friend: I'm so tired wake me up in 30 minutes.

You: you aren't going to wake up anytime soon, trust me.

Your friend enters into a stoner nap.

by stonerjohnson March 16, 2016

white nap

When you use cocaine as a substitute for sleep.

I'm exhausted from drinking all day, I need a white nap if I'm going to go out tonight.

by Beef Factory November 26, 2017

rat nap

When your completely wasted the night before and the next day you wake up feeling like a total trash bag. You are in rat mode. You snack a little like a rat then you take a rat nap. It’s a vicious cycle that happens over and over until you finally feel de-ratted and are ready to go back out to the bar or club only to find yourself ratted again needing a rat nap.

Meatball went out to club 110 with BEAVIS last night. Man they totally drank themselves nearly to death. Good thing they stayed in today and took a few rat naps. They’ll be back tomorrow ready to grow their rat tails back.

by Richard Looong November 24, 2017

blink-nap

The phenomenon where you close your eyes for what you believe to be a couple of seconds, but when you open them again, several minutes to hours have actually passed.

Happens usually when you wake up to an alarm, and still feel really groggy.

I must've been really tired this morning. I woke up early, but I ended up taking a total blink-nap, and almost missed my class!

by Mr. Selectah November 30, 2011

Swedish Nap

A nap taken by two people, one of which is Swedish or of Swedish decent. Rated in levels of 1-4 increasing with the level of sexual activity similar to that of the four basis of sex.

Elsa and I took a level 2 Swedish nap today I can't wait till she lets me go to level 4!

by Mtdependable October 18, 2017

Crap And Nap

To take a dump before going to sleep. Similarly:

Napping Crap - to wake up with full pants.

Crapping Nap - to fall asleep whilst on the toilet.

Football practice was in 4 hours, so Bob decided that he had more than enough time to Crap And Nap.

by The Pikachu Master November 6, 2012