A joke so sinister in its banality that it would cause any person nearby to suddenly revert to silence, and shudder.
Person: hey Simon, i heard you went out on the weekend.
Simon: yeah, with your mother! for a one night stand!
a long silence where everyone looks anywhere but at Simon.
Person: so you went alone to a movie
Simon: ............yes
Simon: yeah, with your mother! for a one night stand!
a long silence where everyone looks anywhere but at Simon.
Person: so you went alone to a movie
Simon: ............yes
by The A Man March 30, 2005
Get the Simon Jokemug. by Pinokio July 13, 2015
Get the joke whoremug. A joke that is strictly for the eyes and/or ears of the male gender. Usually referring about something extremely sexual, or outlandishly disgusting.
A prime man Joke would take place in a locker room, or a man cave and might sound like, "Girls in pornos... Are just better."
by Larrold Shlokov Johanssen February 18, 2010
Get the Man Jokemug. Someone who steals, or poaches, other people's jokes and takes credit for the joke. Poaching usually occurs when a joke poacher heres another person tell a joke and repeats said joke in a louder more obnoxious way for all to hear.
John mumbled a joke under his breath. Will heard the joke and repeated it loudly in a crowded room. Everyone laughed at the hilarious joke and Will took credit for coming up with it. Will is a joke poacher.
by ash ketchum173 March 27, 2012
Get the Joke Poachermug. When a joke either requires too much background information or requires too little, therefore making the joke boring.
Person 1: “What do you call a washing machine?”
Person 2: “I don’t know”
Person 1: “A nuke”
Person 2: “Why?”
Person 1: “Because in 1947 a group of scientists discovered if you put a nuke in your washing machine, it turns into a nuke as the inside is constantly rotating.”
Person 2: “Carter Joke”
Person 2: “I don’t know”
Person 1: “A nuke”
Person 2: “Why?”
Person 1: “Because in 1947 a group of scientists discovered if you put a nuke in your washing machine, it turns into a nuke as the inside is constantly rotating.”
Person 2: “Carter Joke”
by moosh May 7, 2021
Get the Carter Jokemug. A joke that causes immediate, negative real-world consequences for the jokee and, in some instances, the joker.
Phil: "Tim, seriously, stop paddling backwards right now. We're about to get sucked into that forty foot waterfall. Please paddle forwards immediately. We seriously need to get away from this forty foot waterfall."
*Tim continues backpaddling*
Phil: "Tim, seriously, what the $(&#$ are you doing??!!"
Tim: *continues paddling* "REALITY JOKE!!!!!!!"
*Tim continues backpaddling*
Phil: "Tim, seriously, what the $(&#$ are you doing??!!"
Tim: *continues paddling* "REALITY JOKE!!!!!!!"
by Garfoose June 20, 2015
Get the reality jokemug. by Barry McCockinher69 April 13, 2022
Get the Braxton Jokemug.