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Noah

Noah is a gay loser that’s literally half the size of me, he smokes weed and is dumb
Person1: hey you know who Noah is?
Person2: yeah he’s tiny and I heard he smokes weed
by BusterTheBettaFish October 23, 2019
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Noah is a kind hearted boy who is tall smart, likes music, a pervert.
Noah: hello
by Climactic always November 13, 2019
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An absolute joke. He’s typically an obese, and gay, Asian with glasses that loves and craves thick men. He is unstable and will yell “Get the griddy” in order to relate with other children and hide is small cock. I would not recommend letting him near your children though as he will hurt them.
“Yo, that man just screwed that child”
“An average Noah activity, what else did you expect? ”
by Stumm Jedla June 13, 2022
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The best person ever. He is awesome and kind. He is a girl taker.
Noah is awesome
by GUCCIFLIPFloppitypop September 23, 2019
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An amazing person. Someone who is nice, caring, sweet, adorable, caring, and understanding. He's never mean to anyone. He just wants the best for everyone. He's always there for you when you need him. He doesn't give up on anyone. Sadly people don't treat him nicely. He's always being left on "opened, Read, Seen". Everyone runs to him with their issues and never asks if he's okay or how he's doing. He stays to himself he's not into sex, drugs or alcohol like everyone else. In a relationship all he wants is someone who understands him, someone who doesn't get mad at him for little stuff especially something he can't control. He just enjoys the company and comfort. He just wants a good relationship for once but he's scared of getting cheated on or done dirty again. He's been hurt so many times he's scared it going to happen again. You just have to be there for him because nobody else is. Don't judge him. He's a really good person and you should look past all the imperfections because deep down he's perfect. He's straight edge.
Is that Noah? He's amazing but I don't really talk to him I just unload my problems on him. I just use him to make myself happy.
by Clown🤡🤠 December 5, 2019
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A good friend but when it comes to girls he goes for that big batty (Rhianna.cole)
Person 1: “Noah what you looking at”

Noah: “I need it!!”

Person 1: “ what do you need”

Noah: “that juicy batty”
by Stew pots July 11, 2019
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noah is a genuinely great person he is always there for you when you need him the post he can keep your secrets he’s loyal and handsome and gives the best hugs he is also a great kisser if you get with a noah you are probably the luckiest girl ever. he knows what to do and when to do it. he can get mad but that’s just him he has an amazing personality and won’t judge you at all.
“did you see noah today” -scarlet
“yeah he’s with that girl that bitch”-scarlets friend
“dang scarlet you lost your only chance with a great guy” -scarlets friend
“yeah”-scarlet
by 6624feelings July 8, 2019
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