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meerkat nap

Fighting to stay awake during work or school and then nodding off, almost falling out of your chair or smacking your head on a desk and then waking up suddenly only to nod off again. The cycle usually repeats multiple times and is very funny to watch.
guy1: Did you take chem notes today?

guy2: Nope, I was too busy laughing at Tom.

guy1: What happened?

guy2: He was taking a meerkat nap and fell out of his chair.

guy1: That's what he gets for staying up playing Call of Duty.

guy2: And then he jumped up, sat down and fell back asleep.
by chris272 March 22, 2013
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Squad Nap

A squad nap takes place when you and any number of your group of friends or colleagues decide to go to sleep in unison. Better than a normal nap because of the fact that not only do you get to nap, but you also know that all the bois are having a nap at the same time.

A wholesome activity.
Me and the bois knocked off from work early and had a squad nap before getting on the beers until we threw up last night.

"Squad nap?"

"Yea bro, squad nap"
by Deus Sovereign September 24, 2020
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Tiktok Nap

when you're tired and you get into bed just to watch tiktok to rest your brain
samantha: "hey, i'm going to go take a tiktok nap"
evan: "okay, i'll talk to you later"
by blissfulems September 14, 2023
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burger napping

When a black guy rests his head or cock between a white girl's ass cheeks, resembling a burger. Other people may join in to add "condiments" to the burger. This is followed by sleeping in the same position until the male is flaccid again.
Guy: Damn, someone come spread some mayo on this. I caught this guy burger napping!
by theflaccidwomble July 24, 2014
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Uber Nap

Uber Nap

1- Noun (An uber-nap)
2- Verb (To uber-nap, uber-napping)

An uber nap is a nap consisting of over 2 hours, but underneath 8. Since it doesn't constitute the full eight hours, it doesn't count as a full night's sleep.

Other ways to turn sleep into an uber-nap: Sleeping during the day- ubernap. Sleeping in the day, but waking up at night, however, isn't an uber-nap.

If you sleep during the night, however, from start to finish, the maximum hours spent asleep must be 6 or under (75% or less), so credible deniability can be had when asked if you slept.
Leon falls asleep at 1 o'clock. He wakes up at 6 o'clock. It is still day time. He has taken an Uber Nap.

Thomas falls asleep at 3 o'clock. He wakes up at 9 o'clock. Since it has become nightfall, he has slept.

Ashleigh falls asleep at 9 o'clock. She wakes up at 1 o'clock in the morning. She has taken an Uber nap
by Lee Lee Declis August 6, 2010
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Seroquel Nap

When you pop your precribed dosage of Quetiapine and pass out for more than 12 hours
-Dude where were you you missed the whole afternoon!
-Yeah I thought I needed sleep last night so I did a cheeky Seroquel Nap
by Is0veli January 2, 2023
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stoner nap

When you/someone gets so high on the green that you say you want to take a 30 minute nap and it turns into a 10 hour nap
Friend: I'm so tired wake me up in 30 minutes.

You: you aren't going to wake up anytime soon, trust me.

Your friend enters into a stoner nap.
by stonerjohnson March 16, 2016
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