Mustard Flick

When someone with very yellow semen ejaculates onto your face

Dude I got Mustard Flicked by Daniel the other day...

by DANK YAMS March 23, 2023

mustard cock

When sperm dries and hardens on your penis.

Hey mark how do I get rid of mustard cock?

by Bdwjbdgwjsb April 22, 2018

Mustard Whale

When one "swims in a sea of sleep" and has a 70-80% chance of waking up from their "swim" with mustard on their shirt.

"Could I have 5 hamburgers plain, mustard only...heavy on the mustard." -I am the mustard whale

by tonysuave August 15, 2010

Mustard Finger Surprise

The act of dipping your index finger in mustard and fingering someone right after without them knowing

Bro! Me and my girl were getting freaky last night. As we were fucking i hit her with the Mustard Finger Surprise.

by Mr.Immakidnapyourkids January 2, 2024

Mustard Mango Challenge

When you drizzle your tits in mustard, slice some mangos, and rub it all over yourself.

Tristan: Oh my god! You are never gonna believe what I walked in on Owen doing!
Zack: What was he doing?
Tristan: He did the Mustard Mango Challenge, and made a mess in your bathroom!
Zack: Oh shit, Ima have to lick that all up!

by DumDaddy November 4, 2025

Cut the mustard

You won or “lived up to expectations” or basically, stuff like that.

“I cut the mustard in the game.”
“Oh I didn’t”

by Beanie gacha April 20, 2022

Dirty Honey Mustard

When you put a spoon of honey into your mouth, while putting yellow food dye on the tip of your dick. You then engage in sex with a woman, but before you cum, you spit the honey into her ass, and cum into her ass, which when the cum mixes with the yellow food dye, will make a consistency similar to mustard. You will then take a chicken nugget and dip it in, enjoying the meal together.

Connor: "Yo bro, that Dirty Honey Mustard last night was insane!"

by Jorshleflisher July 17, 2025