DIRTY MUSLIM

When you you are going to cum you pull out and yell “ Ali Akbar “ as you EXPLODE into her eyes through her hijab

after you have blinded her with jizz you MUST throw a BIG ROCK at her because she didn’t get pregnant

This is similar to the “UGLY MUSLIM”

She wanted halal everything so i figured if she wanted everything Muslim style

i would give her an DIRTY MUSLIM since my mother raised me to be polite and inclusive

by Homeless Jesus November 10, 2025

fat horny nigga muslim midget

a small person who likes to steal and eat tikka masala and does not pay child support.

who stole and ate my tikka masala?

oh, ofcourse it was the fat horny nigga muslim midget

by ARNA HÓLM September 26, 2023

Kabells a Muslim boro

"Kabells a Muslim boro" is a phrase often repeated by a Muslim kid but due to his strong accent the phrase "Kabil's a Muslim bro" It turns into "Kabells a Muslim boro"

p1: What religion is Kabil?
p2: "Kabells a Muslim boro"

by Mucktady November 28, 2024

Handsome, loyal, African, Muslim man 👑

A handsome, loyal, African Muslim man is simply someone’s who’s extremely and naturally beautiful and charming who also happens to be very faithful while practicing Islam being from African decent. You don’t have to be African or Muslim for me to make you part of GANG or to be apart of the association, but you MUST be loyal and handsome.

Seydou Jolie is the CEO and founder of the Handsome, loyal, African, Muslim Man 👑 movement.

by seyjolie July 12, 2023

Handsome, loyal, African, Muslim man

A handsome, loyal, African, Muslim man is someone’s who’s naturally beautiful in every aspect. He’s also from West African decent and very faithful while practicing the religion of Islam. You don’t have to be African or Muslim to part of gang or the movement , but you MUST be loyal and handsome.

Seydou Jolie is the founder and creator of the handsome, loyal, African, Muslim man movement.

by seyjolie July 12, 2023