mortadelo

1) A comic character by Francisco Ibañez
2) A prank in which consists of placing a dick on the nose of someone and the balls as glasses, as comparation to Ibañez's character.

1- "Man, I love Mortadelo & Filemón comics"

2- "I did a Mortadelo to my friend last week and he doesnt talk to me since"

by SittingDictionary December 31, 2017

marta perica

droljetina

"vidi ovu drolju"
"aime da, to je marta perica"
"fuuuuuj"

by zlatko ibrahimovic January 9, 2018

Mortan

who the hell made that defenition

Mortan Mortan

by ekdfk January 24, 2018

Mortal Reminder

The Mortal Reminder is doing an act where your fantasies take over so someone reminds you that you're doing some fked up shit.

I was jerking off to the hottest girl in class but she was right in front of me. A bit later the school shooter tells me to stop and to leave his corpse alone.

Josh: " Was anyone hurt at the school shooting?"
Me: " Yeah a few students died, luckily the school shooter was nice enough to give me a Mortal Reminder because the rest was distracted of mine act instead of his."

by Mister Dope June 5, 2018

Martaisa

A very smart beautiful young girl. Always knows what to say to keep somebody comforted. Isn’t afraid to share her thoughts.Easily Catches an attitude or gets mad. Doesn’t play around when it comes to family. The type of person everyone wants to be around.

When you meet that one that has it all looks personality love for u =MARTAISA

by Gucci💦💰Baby🔥💰Girl May 13, 2018

mortaluf

The place you go when you’re very drunk

All aboard the flight to mortaluf!

by Lillarsss March 24, 2018

Marta'd

A person that has been totally dominated and put in their place in Social Media.
A Play on the word Marta and martyr in you have been Marta'd

Keep trolling and you going to get Marta'd.
I just got Marta'd on twitter.

by JOHNHOB August 10, 2018